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Today in the news Dreamworks animation has made the right decision in replacing their 3d animators with Butchers.
the Chasers group got arrested. Read all about it here
They truely are an inspiration to us all.
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Please contact Cha Cha for any help
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harry: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there, could you tell me why it isnt connecting?
harry: Hi
You: PLEASE
You: i need to know why it isnt connecting
harry: I have just got on i dont know
You: but i need to write todays article!
You: Well arent you here to help??
harry: I'm here to help what exactly are u looking for?
You: help!
harry: I dont know what you mean!
harry: I don't know why its not connecting. Sorry i can't help you.
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Oh sorry, i didnt mean Cha Cha, they are idiots. Please contact Blogger about your problem
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Where can i find Blogger??
Hello! are you Blogger?
no.... i went to school with u , u dumb f****
are YOU blogger?
what?
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yes
GREAT! why isnt it connecting?
I'm not blogger. um..i... i.... i lied
Lieing is SO rude
I know... but its a fun habit
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What you mean blooger?
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well, it may be a bad connection.
so, what should i do? wait?
I'll see what i can do Have you visited e-blogger before? It's a very useful site.
no i dont like things with e's. have you visited the Daily Crumb? i hear they're quite useful.
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Not if i have anything to do with it!
AGGHHHHH ROOAOAAARRRR
I have decided to ring Tony Blair and see what he has to say about it.
"Nathan, listen up. Hehe, i made my own little joke there. Though my wife says only satan laughs at his own jokes. So i must wait for too you laugh."
"O...k"
*Silence*
"Tony?"
"Laugh"
"What?"
"Laugh!"
"Erm.. haha"
"RIGHT. i have knocked you IN HALF.. dude. Yeh im living on the streets now but i still have spirit ay."
"Ok, can you tell me why my blogger is on its last paws?"
"Yes, i know exactly why. Check out this, ill fax it to you."
"No views AT ALL Munch. Something you need to sort out."
"Thats why Blogger is closing me down??"
"Absolutely."
"How do you know?"
"Same thing happened to me."
"Wait.. Tony Blair, ex priminister of the United Kingdom didnt get ANY hits on his blog?"
"You answered your own question, EX"
"Oh... Im sorry."
"It's ok. NOW! YOU GO AND SAVE THAT FAMILY!"
"Right.. bye!"
I hung up then and got to work.
I photoshopped it :)
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WAIT A SECOND?? HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY VIEWS IN A FEW SECONDS???
Well the contract says i have to let you connect. BUT, ill be watching you, and ill prove you cheated to get to the top mate.
ILL PROVE IT.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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awesome
Lets get those readers up!
- Nathan (munch) Viney
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