Friday, February 29, 2008

The calling of Ginu Gindress

Ginu Gindress is an amazing digital artist. Known mainly on the interweb world of Deviant Art. Some of her/his pieces have shocked the keyboard students across this dimension.
And now, Ginu Gindress is showing off some work. Right here, for us.
It cost The Crumb a chunk of jar coins but we piggy opened it and molded the shape of a rich maidens face.

^ A delightful piece of work.
Ginu is from the country of Fish. And the county of Crown. And the school of about nine.
Shes basically training on the English language. We interviewed her.
So Miss Gindress what inspired your latest artwork?
"Erh, Glass fish plastered, erh... on sand, stuck on scales like saw flush basket shame."
Many words, meshed together from a very wise man there. Thankyou Ginu.
Ginu is Japanese.
She has done some amazing photography as well.
Heres a nice shot she took of John Lasseter feeling Hayao Miyazaki's shoulder.

Poor Totoro man.


Also in the news the mad Hatter has made an article on shoe polish. It will be released in the coming weeks. So WATCH OUT.

Take a sneak peak into The Daily Crumb studio and you'll find.
The Staff List.

Nathan Viney
Patrick Soup
Mad Hatter
Daniel Kerr (Deceased)
Sammy the monkey
Various other monkeys doing various other things.
Ugly Frown (Office Clown)

- Crumbbucket.snatch.

Ugly Frown the Office Clown has written a story for tonight.
"Good nice sake. i cant lift that, its a HORRORble HAUNTED looking mirror." Two men in a DARKish hallway thats CREAKY. and the LIGHTS NOT WORKING!!! "Well you *SWEAR WORD* have to pick it up, its too heavy just my WEAK AND FRIGHTENED arms."
"I said, oh come on you waste of GLOOM and DOOM and DEATH"
So they both grabbed the IF IT BREAKS ITS BAD LUCK FOR THE BOTH OF THEM mirror and heaved it up the CREAKY WOODEN stairs.
They both fell and cracked their WHAT? THERES NOTHING 'HOORRRIBLE TO PUT HERE. oh ok.. sorry. you know, id sort of got used to you screaming like that. Anyway. They both fell and cracked their necks BLOOD everywhere, spraying onto the WINDOWS and.... whyd you capitalize 'windows?'. WINDOWS ARE SCARY... THE TRADITIONAL ONES ANYWAY. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
The blinds set fire and WAIT WAIT WAIT........ FIIIIRRREEEEEE! yes.... and anyway. this is getting confusing they all die.
the end.



Full credit to Pixar. We love you. + New staff member

Today in the news the mad hatter from Alice in Wonderland joined the Daily Crumb as a writer. Here is an interview with Nathan Viney on the matter.
"We've been wanting to hire him for so long now, he wrote his own lines for the original book and performed the parts magically in the films. He'll be releasing his first article in a few days time. So please keep checking"
At college we were asked to make a new soundtrack for a youtube video.
I went for the preview of
Pixar's creation
(Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Bugs Life, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars, Ratatouille and more)

(If i am contacted to take this down I'll be very happy too)
I edited with a strange guitar tune and some warped sound effects. Please check out the original animation here.
Victor Navone, worked on the piece.

- The Daily Crumb

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Journey for the Architect

Today in the news Mr. Meadowgrave the gardener found a dead body in my backyard.

Also in the news Blob Corp (RMN COPZ, The Hobby) and The Daily Crumb (Mobile Effect, Tomothy and Pals, Lukai and his castle) collaborated. Here is what they produced

- Comment below or on the site that spammed you here

- Crumb

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Samurai Man, Space Dragon: the musical

Today in the news

Beans beans
they make you smoke
the more you eat
the more you choke

Samurai man
on his way
hopping along
to save the day

grease monster
he loves chips
but sauce man comes
and grease man dips

Pie man comes
eating meat
little bit of ale
on his feet

Dribbling ghoul
Wet grass
dribbles on you
Get a flask

Fat bat
cant fly
his fangs
you die

Space dragon
swoops around
Satellite falls
hits the ground

Mr Figg
step outside
A train Mr Figg
We're all gonna die

Mr Figg
step outside
A plane Mr. Figg
We're all gonna die

Old woman
Mrs. Monk
Got in the pool
She just sunk

What a fool
Painted bull
All those fumes
Melts my shoe

Turn and spin
Space dragon
dosent do anything

Boar in bed
Vomit in bowl
Rotten head
A broken soul

Italian man
makes nice pasta
Bought a van
serves it faster

Italian man
makes nice pizza
lost his touch
went to master

Master was gone
Seagull dead
Man went home
put it in bread

Germ creature
leaks around
Morbid creature
Kills the ground

Skin peals off
as it roam
flesh so soft
a bit like foam

Master stabbed a cat
with a sandal
he then sat
lit a candle

Italian man on Figg's foot
"I keep dieing"
"And i cant cook."
"Well listen here you nasty three."
"You're so small you are a flee"

Samurai man
enters the room
Doors swing open
loud boom.

"I have one leg, this is why i hop."
"Oh shut up, you just stop."
"Master please help us."

Mr Figg
step outside
A space dragon
We're all gonna die

"A wounded wing on a space machine"
"Human built?"
"Why are you helping him?"
King Kong enters with an ice cream
Pie man attacks
Is this all just a dream?

Dribbling ghoul and Fat bat
All sat
Oh drat, killed the cat
"You leave now you killed my cat!"
"But master we only just sat."

Germ creature bites some beans
begins to smoke, dancing to folk
continues to choke until

Walls cave in, roof falls down
Water crashing through
Fat bat drowns

Samurai crushed
by a big rock
Germ creature suffocated
by a sock.

Master dies a heroes death
head chopped off, his final breath

Dragon crushed
by brick and stone
Italian man collapsed
just like Rome

Mr Figg rides on the painted bull
Old woman dead you know
Boar in bed
Boar is dead

Bull dies
Figg crys
Aeroplane is landing
Figgs the last one standing

"Aww Figgs so sweet i want to marry him for breakfast."

- The daily Crumb

Friday, February 22, 2008

Rmn Copz Blogs

Today in the news the teaching board have decided on new tactics of learning.
Also in the news my computer died
Hopefully your coffin will include my assignment and final animation.
If not
I shall be getting my own coffin.
Matthew Menhenick released yesterday an
RMN COPZ blog for all those fans out there.
You'll find progress updates and extra little animations online posted frequently.
Dont forget my voice will starring in the next episud

- The Daily Crumb

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Teapot Time

Today in the news a man woke up to find his face had been molded into a teapot
This opens up to todays working update.
*It's time for a cup of time folks*

If you haven't seen Teapot Time and the horrible Teapit of Pat ...? :I on British television then you will not know what i am talking about.
A quote from the late Terry Teaplop, "Goaaah. Tastes like i don't like it."

hoo hoo we make no sense here at the Daily Crumb. Theres no TV show.
So if you've just come in we'll repeat the news for today.
Today in the news Terry Teaplop of Torten Shire bank road of Tortoise Clover saw a tattoo he'd rather like to tatatouille on the old town teapot mine.

If you understood that
You can shake Sammy's hand.
And Vectors hand.
Vector is a corpse.

Ok so im working on two projects

1. Collabortatiob qi Maty Mnehaick
2. Tomayth and pals you dc ant handle the dk onws

'Journey for the Architect' is the collaboration piece.
Both animated on flash, haven't had time for toon boom yet. Sorry Karina and myself himself. Thats me. I wish, and i hope i have time soon but t&p has, wait for it. 13 more backgrounds to do :O
and all the animation that accompanies that.

want some preview screen shots?
oh alright.

oh sorry, well that was the T&P preview.
Heres the monk one.

(Yes thats Tintut next to him)
and now for

Studio Ghibli: Laputa, Castle in the Sky.
Although most of the art form is traditional manga style and the character animation isn't up to scratch with the latest films this is one of my favorites of the collection. A magical story with magical characters. But aren't all Hayao's films ^_^
Sweeney Todd by Tim Burton
Sing along! "Finest in the shop, and we have some Shepherd's pie peppered with actual Shepherd on top! And i only just begun, the politician so oily its served with a..
AAaanyway. It's dark and gloomy, just like most of the others. The colours are amazing and the acting ain't so bad either. This reviews t0o short to be longer.
Studio Ghibli: Tales From Earthsea
Goro's first film, i like it though ive had mixed views from readers of the books. See it for yourself.
Pixar's Ratatouille

Oh and heres a little info about myself to be posted with the Monk collab
Beginning so many years ago Nathan and his family hid in an old theatre watching films over and over. His father found an old store room and set up home there, stocking biscuits and old jars of ink. The family lived there happily using the public toilets and stealing the food stocks at night. They always made sure not to leave a mess for the morning so the owner didn’t notice any changes. Two years went on and the family were found eating at some popcorn on the floor by a visitor. On the same day they were taken away by the police. The children Nathan, eight year old sister and a baby boy were send to different families. Unfortunately Nathan was sent to a rather violent family that liked to cut at skin with broken bottles. They threw darts at a red pen mark on his forehead and made him cook five large meals a day. In an interview he said “I didn’t like it much at all” He ran for it at the age of thirteen and hid in the back of a van. That’s where it all started. The van was doing a delivery to the city stocked up with paper and mechanical pencils. Over a three day journey every piece of paper had a doodle on it, mostly of gruesome events and story ideas. The van reached the City of Plymouth and Nathan jumped out of the van before it was unpacked. The man who was driving the van reported “I was fired but it was for an amazing celebrity so I don’t mind. Spare any change?” Nathan found a broken laptop in a large bin he had found comfort in. He had slept there for a few days and was used to hiding away. The laptop screen was completely new to him, he recalls biting it and pressing the screen. In the end he found his finger moved a tiny cursor and he discovered Flash. A program he could draw his scribbles and make them move. Soon enough he was making money from doing little film screenings in his alleyway. He wasn’t eating throw away junk anymore but KFC burgers with jarlsberg cheese. He met a man with a curly moustache and top hat who suggested Plymouth College of Art and Design. He gave him his card and walked off. Nathan originally thought he meant it was a new place to stay so slept eventually lived in the college library, they seemed very open to anyone. He still lives there, getting food scraps from the bins and such. He is now doing a course on moving image and hopes do get a house and animation degree in the future. This piece is his first Collaboration. I hope you enjoy.
- The Daily Crumb