Dont judge a book by it's liver

Today in the news an apple was eaten by a deadly worm, pest killers are being taken down by rioters. "PESTS ARE GODS PEOPLE TOO!"

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Also in the news a diver jumped off of a wooden plank and landed on another wooden plank.



Due to the price of surgery needed to fix the man his parents have asked that he is put down.

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YOUR TAKE ON TODAYS SANDWICHS:

Eh?

What do you think of sandwichs today?

Nothing..?

nothing? you never eat sandwichs?

Yea

so what do you think of them?

Nothing

so you think they are discusting?

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What do you think of sandwichs today?

mmmm sandwich. Try ketchup,then ham and then some nice cheese with pizza spices then put it in your microwave and 1 min later you have a tasty sandwich

And what about juicy cheese sauce splattered along a brick covered in chocolate chips?

Dunno.Never tasted it heh

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What do you think of sandwichs today?

Go away!

So you hate them?

stop messaging me

have you tried two pieces of bread covered with a mixture of spices and two types of sauces crushed in with a speck of tomato paste and icecream flavours?

why do you message me with these stupid messages

i dont find them cute or funny or zany, just so you know

you missed a question mark in there

how do you even know me?

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Hey

Hey

Just doing a quick survey, what do you think of sandwichs today?

delicious lol

and your fave sandwich?

why? lol

online survey, to make you look like an idiot ;)

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WOO HOO I NEED A NAME FOR A PUNK ROCK BAND!

The burnmyheels

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hey

hey SUP?

Just doing a quick survey, what do you think of sandwichs today?

WHAT KIND OF SANDWICHS?

The food type.

I DONT KNOW!!! THE SAME S*** EVERY DAY! LOL

ever tried a cheese mixed with chocolate sauce bread squash up?

MAN THAT WOULD BE GREAT

it sure would, PEACE TO THAT D00DE!

I THINK IM MAKING ONE RIGHT NOW! THANKS MAN!

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They're ok, i guess.

anything in particular?

turkey

anything else?

female.

o..k

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They're ok

any improvements they may need?

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How you mean?

Well, do you find them tasty?

yeah?

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Well i like chicken sandwichs, very nutricous.

mm me too. sorry um.. do you think they'd need any improvements.

Yeh, price needs to be lowered and some need to be given away, some people in the US eat like Fat darn pigs and fart their greasy backsides off. Cant even fit their giant sized elephant butts on a toilet stool!

A bad sandwich with white bread will constipate you or give you diarrhea, never eat a sandwich with white bread!

You answer is being processed

now THAT is an answer :D

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WHOA, what a ****** blog!

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- Nathan (munch) Viney





WHO LIKES THEIR SANDWICHS TOASTED?

ME!

ME!

Though Tony Blair refers human flesh toasted.



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