Today in the news Tokyo split from Japan and became the country, Tokyo.
Also in the news John Howards leg was found in a Sydney waste bin. No news on that so far, apart from one of the sniffer dogs ate the evidence. We'll get you all posted on this.
Also in the news Britney Spears shaved her head, in some sort of depression and confusion.
We're are worrying that this is whats wrong with RMN's Matthew Menhenick.
I'm going to be seeig Hot Fuzz again, and my internet is terrible at this point in time so The Daily Crumb issues may become less daily.
"God bless you."
"STOP MESSAGING ME!"
And thats the last we'll see of someone called Tommy.
has arrived late to his fathers funeral, sadly he is a boxer and the parents dont like him.
"So how was cricket?"
- Nathan (munch) Viney