Monday, February 12, 2007

WARNIN

WARNING WARNIN WARNIN without AG AGEY AGEY!
Today in the news a bus stop decided to take the bus itself, three people were crushed to death.
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Also in the news Adam Phillips of Brackenwood was seen on CCTV breaking into a wealthy bank. He now has plenty of cash.
Tony Blair was finally released from the RSPCA after trying to convince them for a about 3 days that he wasent a dog.
Tony: "Though i did get used to the cardboardy taste of dog bones and biscuits i would like to Sue the company."
"But dont you think that will leave many poor animals out there?"
Tony: "Animals dont earn money, they are bound to be poor. They need to get jobs, with no earning money i have no room for them in my country."
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The boy, Just-in is set to have his funeral in the coming days.
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"Big Issue!"
"LOOK I DONT WANT YOUR BIG ISSUES!"
"Fine... what about a piece of chewy greasy chicken leg?"
"YES THANKS."
"Everybody! Check out the BBCone news on BBCone!"
*Nathan makes his way to a shop window*
BBCone: "Today in the news Nathan Viney HAS been spotted and it being circled by a helicopter, he will be shot down as soon as possible."
"EEP!"
"Hey kid, i think someone up there... dosent like you..."
"You fink??"
*Runs into shop with Crumbs in backpack*
"EVERYBODY GET DOWN!"
*Helicopter fires*
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Tramp: "Hi."
Nathan: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
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"Nathan, come out with your hands in the air, this is the BBC. If you dont come out an innocent will be shot."
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Nathan: "Why arent the police getting involved with this?"
Tramp: "The BBC OWN the Police!"
Nathan: "OH FRADGE!"
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Munch news:
Combined some sounds together for my animation.

- Nathan(munch) Viney

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