Mobile phones: Poison

Today in the news Tony Blair announced he was a cannibal, he said "It seems, the worst has come. I was staring at a picture of my family and i suddenly felt like eating some ham."

More on this later...

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*Star wars theme tune*

BBC Helicopter: "FIRE MISSILE WHEN READY!"

Nathan: "OH FlOOGE!"

*Runs*

*Missile fires towards him through sewer*
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"Any news on the death of Nathan Viney?"

"Who told you about that?"

"You did."

"AH!"

"..."

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"Got fish?"
"yes."

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Also in the news Reuben Speight and Matthew Menhenick from RMN are considering *After the disapearance of Nathan Viney* to change their name to either

RM productions
Radical Morph productions

Reuben productions

Regional Marketing

or possibly

Roof Magazine INC.

You decide

email johnsmith@hotmail.com

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Mad Matt, in rememberence of RMN has drawn this picture.

*hobbies*

"Any news?"

"None."

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"You ever played chess before?"

"Nope."

"Sure thing."

"Awesome"

"Good stuff."

"Fine."

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BBC 6.00 news: "Nathan Viney died of a um.. food poisoning today!"

Nathan: Their excuse.. i hid in a different pipe line, missile shot right past me. I'm alive."

Tramp: "Why is my box on fire?"

- Nathan (munch) Viney