Friday, May 23, 2008

New American comedy and next Crumb Films

Today in the news a man playing chess didnt think his life could be anything more than a man playing chess. But oh how he was wrong.
This September, one man will realise he isnt just a man playing chess; but a man who is about to meet, a celebrity.
The new american comedy out September.

This american comedy staring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Cameron Diaz and anyone else who's interested is said to be the best 'American Comedy with red font in the title THIS WEEK'. - The Sunface newslettace.
Directed by the amazing some guy and written by someone whos written many other successful but repetitive bad films
"I loved working with the cast it was a completely new experience. Apart from we'd worked together every other bad comedy film. I play a priest thats in love with a female." - Why does every bad comedy film get away with the red and black text?
"Well i am a small child named Samantha in this movie. It was a hell of a part to play" - Owen Wilson.
"I play the main character named KID. He is a very smart person until he gets a bang on the head from a priest. The priest loves my characters girlfriend, so we have a little shout about it and then move on with our lives."
"It's full of laughs! When i read the script i remember saying "Yay, another one that will have red text in the title! I'm lovin it. M" - Diaz women.

Please do not forget to check out the film directed by the amazing some guy.
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ALSO IN THE NEWS
RMN COPZ RELEASE CHART OF FUTURE PROJECTS.
Check it out below

If you cannot see that we have
1. Temple of ThunderFoot
2. RMN COPZ EP.7
3. CLO- Welcome to Earth
4. RMN COPZ EP. 8

He sure is a busy bea.
So we at the Daily Crumb are Jealous of this. But we DID just finish a 4 months in production (Probably longer) film.
So Here is our list.

- The Daily Crumb

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

You Can't Handle the Knowledge on Home Website

Tosay in the enws thir has beans set a law aginst typoz. by Mr Stven Smif
erh...
the film is on the main website!
you check it out before it gets old!
http://www.nathanviney.com/knowledge.html

- The Daily Crumbs

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

BIG DOCTOR WHO NEWS

About 2 weeks from now we shall witness Steven Moffats two part episode in Doctor Who.
It cant be as good as Blink but then i used to think sheep couldnt brutally murder people. I was proved wrong in Black sheep which is all real.
Doctor Who Executive Producer and Head Writer Russell T Davies has stepped down for 2010's series of Doctor Who giving the bbc the chance to pick out the best writer of the 3 come-back series a chance to be head. Steven Moffat.
Will he do a good job? Well he can sure write brilliantly but can he fit inside Russells tiny shoes?
o_O
We will just have to wait and see, see what the future brings.
Anyway, here is a preview of the next episode in Doctor Who (SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1qg6qad_XY
I find when thinking back to all his amazing episodes, they're all things us as viewers would have thought of. He was the one to bring them to the screen.

Hundreds of film makers make zombie-like characters with gas masks every year. Gas masks are scary, write a story around that and you have a freaky situation going on.
Next one, clockwork monsters.
Although i wouldnt have thought about making them french :D So that plot, i admit was very out there and different. (i am not saying negatively at all. i am praiseing him)
Next, we hit Blink. the greatest episode of doctor who....... yes.
But looking back, also giving the doctor who episodes that were base don the doctor we'll say it was the best as a spin off (For those complainers)
Blink,
scary statues, angels.
thought of many times. Adds the scare factor of not being able to blink or they get closer... and you have a classic.
Next episode
Shadows.... in a library.
shadows... easily thought of. Librarys are very spooky places and lets put it in space because its a sci fi.
You have a bunch of excellent episodes. But will he be able to continue doing this through his own series, i look forward to seeing a finale 2 from him.
Soon it'll be his choice whether Tennant stays or goes.
The power will site in his hands.

- The Daily Crumb

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Today in the Black Sheep

i saw that movie, it is absolutely insane.
Its American werewolf in London with sheep.

Check this out, i am broadcasting old Crumb videos LIVE. You can also use this site to broadcast with a webcam but we at the Crumb are not that brave.
http://www.blogtv.com/People/thedailycrumb

- The Daily Crumb

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Tomothy and Pals: You Can't Handle the Knowledge on NEWGROUNDS

Today in the news: the 4 month in the making animation has finally been released to the public eye at newgrounds.com
You Can't handle the Knowledge should only be watched by those who do not do my college course and or do not want to ruin it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/439693
VOTE 5!
(Below: Good quality image from film)

- The Daily Crumb

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

RIP and A Wall Painted Animation

Today in the news the 'Artistic Bzap Film School' of Hoyton Finacliff have began to save up enough money for the Daily Crumb to build a new and improved studio.
At the moment we have no writers apart from myself. I cant get over all of the monkeys dieing, and that ben (Happy Frown).
I watched them drown, that wasnt a walk in the park. I am sitting at the desk of the new office, Vectors ashes are sitting on the shelf.
The ceiling is caving in every now and then. I have to keep rebuilding it, i got a call from Adam Phillips and he seems to have 'quit'. Or at least, he wont be returning because he is worried for his life. Oh and then Project Insanity called and just laughed down the phone at me.
A journalist actually wants to write an article about me... i mean. I am the journalist! this is my paper!
It is like death follows any member of The Daily Crumb.
Back in the day Vector was killed by the mob, or was he crushed by a giant box... i cannot quite remember. Well one of them he survived to die the enxt time, most likely survived the mob.
Many of our customers have died as well, like that guy who worked in the custard factory.
Now we mourne for all of the monkeys and Happy Frown (Who was quite new to the Daily Crumb as an entertainer).
We called up Brad Bird to see if he was interested but he was rather negative about joining.

Keep you updated folks.
Yesterday was a sad day for all of us.
oh and look!

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

- Nathan Viney, the last living member of The Daily Crumb

Monday, May 12, 2008

There was an Elephant and Goobus

i gotta get to australia before vanilla coke disapears


Today in the news there was an Elephant and Goobus. That is about all i have time for today.
But in case you were worried about how much time you're useing on my living room clock take a hike across a wooden bridge. If it breaks, you will die but dont let that ruin your thirst for Vanilla Coke which is not avaliable in the UK.

Goobus, a dark nothing that locks you behind doors that are locked already. Goobus, the fierce creature that shakes you when your eyes are inflating.
There is nothing so scary, but today old Goobus came to The Daily Crumb Studios crying for help. We gave him a tissue and waited his story:
"It was just a usuel day. There was a fire in the city hospital. As one man tried to escape i locked there door and then sat next to it playing my new Space console game. He cried on the other side of the glass as the fire spread.
I thought this would be another successful murder. But a big blue elephant walked down the corridor and stood next to me.
As you all know i was born allergic to such animals. I ran off crying like i am now all over your tiles."
At that point he paused and the Happy Frown office entertainer clown shouted, "We're flooded! I'm drowning ever so fast mother!"
It was not long before Goobus lost his frown and became very happy.
So what did he do? Fly off and lock the main door.

"It is always good to bring happiness to a person"

Nathan (Myself) escaped out of the back door with Vector's ashes in a jam jar. Unfortunatly Happy Frown drowned... as well as all of the monkeys.

An extremely tragic loss of story.
Justin:
The blue elephant entered our torn down Studios today giving an apology. We made it known it was not his fault. Before we could breath the elephant sucked up all of the water with his trunk. He then spat it our powerfully creating rain for a dry farm near by.
The farmer was very happy and awarded us a medal of bravery.

But a medal does not help a person or persons forget the loss of seven monkeys (including Sammy) and Happy Frown the Clown.
Adam Phillips was out at the time so escaped the massacre.
I suppose we have to re locate our studio and hire some more staff.

Matthew Menhenick has denied any rumours of joining the Daily Crumb saying "Death follows any employee"

Here is a picture of our new location.

Long live Vectors ashes and myself as the writer.
Interested in joining the Daily Crumb?
email: munchmed@gmail.com

- The Daily Crumb

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Improvising behind the scenes


Many deaths occured during the filming.


- The Daily Crumb

Improvised for the Silver Screen

Today in the news animation takes months on end and live action can take up to a day.
The sequel to Unsafe for the Silver Screeen is out, this time unscripted and better than here.



- The Daily Crumb

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Vote Adam Phillips

As most of you know Radiohead collided with Aniboom to create a rather frightening germ.

That is not the germ, that is just the vocalist Thom Yorke.
Why do people say 'front man' in bands? Isn't every member the front man? Ok, so they dont all stand at the front.. but it dosent sound good for the others.
What am i going on about? Probably something i know nothing about.
Anyway the germ is spreading.
The military were called, by us, but as of yet no one has shown up. He is lying on our office floor burping out the orangy yellow chunks all over the innocent monkeys.
I got The Happy Frown Clown (The office entertainer) to lock Thom and the monkeys in a cell so the germ does not spread.

But anyway.
Adam Phillips has entered the competition with the best song on the album 'A puzzle piece in maze'.

And he wants YOU to go ahead and vote 5 bombs for him. It will help him become rich.
So here is the video and at the LINK you can rate 5.
Apparently the animatic was all done on 'Storyboard Pro'. Or something ToonBoom anyway.
Walah




RATE FIVE HERE
http://www.aniboom.com/Player.aspx?v=215700


- The Daily Crumb

Monday, May 05, 2008

Papa Fat: The Full Story

Today in the news it looks like the dvd boxset of Papa Fat has come out on youtube.


(These are all of the papafats put together)

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Papa Fat Dies

This just in, some horrible news.
So, did you think old Spudge just took Papa Fats jumping on Larrys body at the funeral as a meaningless action?
well, how wrong you were. Deap down something was stirring in the pit of Spudges stomach.

- The Daily Crumb

Spudge Gets a Bird

Today in the news it looks like Spudge has gotten himself a friend to make up for Larry who died earlier.
You may remember both Spudge and Papa Fat's old friend Larry was killed by a bird. Papa Fat is still a floating blob of fat but who knows what will happen now Spudge has this new bird.
Find out how Spudge is coping below.

- The Daily Crumb

Friday, May 02, 2008

RMN COPZ episode 6: "On the Beat"

Officially released in two parts.
WATCH



- The Daily Crumb
- Work by Matthew Menhenick

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Papa Fat and Friends part 1

The Ultimate Collection of paper and flash animation.
OH MAG GODZ

- The Daily Crumb

Papa Fat and Larry

A very depressing tale about two mice lost in a soup bowl.


edit:

i call this guy Grandad

- The Daily Crumb

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Oh my Gosh! It is a Pico special

As you all know it is Pico day or something like that 2 thousand and... whatever.
and i made something
some are calling it the best animation on earth
Quote:
"You only repeat the scene 100 times" and it was the best animation on earth.
Right from the coconuts mouth folks.
anyway you can see it here before it gets deleted. in... 15 days!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/437435

EDIT:
Great news! Tom Fulp raised my limit to 11mb Tomothy and Pals You Can't Handle the Knowledge will go onto Newgrounds.com!!!
- The Daily Crumb

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tomothy and Pals Poster

Today in the news four thousand tiny pupils left their humans eyes and made their way to an enormous School reunion! They were located in America heading towards the sea!
People are wondering whether they copied the YuYu cloud, or even worse, the Lost cloud that the YuYu stole :O
The tutors are hoping every pupil will return. "I sure hope every darn doodiling little student returns to our diddily invisible fat chunk of cheese educational department centre for children under the age of watching VHS.
THIS JUSTIN!
A military operation is going ahead to kill every single pupil sailing across the ocean. They have built a giant underwater bucket and are going to lift it up, they will then lock the bucket with a metal lid.
The pupils will have no breathing air at all.
Tutor: "I know, i heard!"
Officer Military Law Enforcement Man: "I have a decent job for a decent man. Thats me. I run a buisness with Jeffrey Katzenberg to destroy any unusual living creatures. We then steal their looks and create new ones with a different name!
We have already begun thinking of names "Pupil Tale" "Kung Fu Pupil" and "Pupilz"
Then we will create another patch for new born babies, upgrades might i say. Titled: Pupilz return for a second time, Pupils have a third appearence and Pupils 4.
Everything is discussed and Seinfeld is all for the idea even adding in his own element to the idea. He is going to call one of the pupils Nemo, and then crush it on live camera just for his youtube channel. "
Tutor: "Nothing they say is true"
Jeffery Katzenberg: "I am bold"
More on that story later.
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Oh yeh, new poster. A bit earlier than expected i know, but isnt that good? No not really
http://nathanviney.com has a coming soon poster.
We also have a new LINKS page

thats all


- The Daily Crumb

John Lasseter in Bee Movie?

Today in the news my next project is going to be called DONUT and it is going to be about a nut that wants to learn how to bake donuts, in Paris. Not really.
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A bit of a mean stab apparently.

If so, here could be the reason why:
INFO Quoted from JimHillMedia.com

Why For? Well, as I understand it, Jerry & John supposedly had an awkward encounter at Vanity Fair's 2006 Oscar party. Which reportedly came about because Seinfeld casually mentioned to Lasseter that he was working with DreamWorks Animation on "Bee Movie."

From what I've been told, John supposedly used Jerry's brief mention of his new insect-based project as an opportunity to bring up the "Antz" / "A Bug's Life" episode. Where (it's been alleged) Jeffrey Katzenberg "borrowed" the initial premise for Pixar's second picture to use as inspiration for DreamWorks Animation's first CG release.

This conversation then reportedly closed out with Lasseter telling Seinfeld to be careful around Katzenberg. Which was unfortunate. Given that this comic had already been working closely with Katzenberg for a number of years at that point to try & make "Bee Movie" a reality. Which is why Jerry now considers Jeffery to be a good close friend.

So what Lasseter allegedly intended as a helpful bit of advice, Seinfeld supposedly took as a rather insulting remark about a friend of his. Which is why -- the very next time Jerry got together with the "Bee Movie" production team to discuss how that they could "plus" their animated feature -- it was Seinfeld himself who reportedly suggested that they add that blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag that deliberately twitted Lasseter. Which is where this "fat guy in a flowered shirt" gag allegedly came from.


THAT MAN IS DANGEROUS
He's twisted Seinfeld's brain juices up.
Oh well, if i were you John i wouldnt care. You got a caricature, thats nice :D
- The Daily Crumb

Monday, April 28, 2008

Interview with Adam Phillips from the past


  1. When did you first start animating?
Animation as a career never occurred to me until someone said "you
should apply to Disney!". Before that I wanted to make my own comic book and become massively successful and famous with it. I actually used a
few pages of my comic book work-in-progress to apply for the job at
Disney.

2. Did anything in education help achieve your position now?
No, not really... I never elected art as a subject, and I left school
early. Nowadays I'm obsessed with learning, and there are times I wish I'd learned more at school. But I'm glad I wasn't exposed to different
styles of art too early on.. it helped me develop my own unique style.

3. Tell me about the evolution of Brackenwood so far.
Yes definitely. Brackenwood started as a novel about a planet called
'Forest', inhabited by a lone crazy pixie called Jack. It was quite dark and even violent.. but eventually the story developed into a more light-hearted thing, and that character became Bingbong. In the
beginning, the story was all about Bingbong, which is why 'Bingbong of Brackenwood' was the first Brackenwood episode. But Bitey's worldwide popularity exploded after his introductory episode, so the story has been developed now to focus on the relationship between Bingbong and his nemesis, Bitey.

4. Who are your favourite animators? (Influenced)
I don't really have a favourite animator. I have friends from Disney
whose work just blows me away. I am lucky to be able to look over their shoulders and watch them work... learn from true masters of the craft.
The direction I have mapped out for my future is more focused on
storytelling, than animation. I have been very fortunate to be given
that training in animation, but it's just one area of storytelling. I'd like to tell stories in other media.. such as 3D animation, live-action, literature (fiction) and illustrated stories (graphic novels, comics). For now though, animation has helped me expose my ideas to the world, so I think I'll stick with it for a number of years yet. Who knows though?
There are usually many surprises that throw your life in a completely
different direction to that which you'd planned. I'm happy to make the best of what I've got, and go with the flow

5. Have any other people helped you on your way, partner, family.. friends?
My mother noticed my talent for drawing when I was a toddler. She has
photos of me drawing spiders on my toes when I was 2 years old, and she has kept many of my drawings. The earliest drawing of mine, a
pencil-drawing of a man's face, she has kept in a photo album. The
drawing is dated 1973. I was almost 3 at the time.
Over the last 6 years, my partner Jeanette has been instrumental in
helping my storytelling dreams become a reality. She was there when I
first got a PC and the internet, and when I discovered Flash and made my first movie. Without her, Brackenwood would never have been what it is today.

6. Tell me about you and Disney
Disney employed me because they saw that I had a talent for drawing. I was not employed as an animator. I was employed as a trainee
Inbetweener. Inbetweening is where you would start a career in
animation. From there, you need to learn all you can about the industry
and the process, develop your skills and work your way up.

7. What are your favourite animated television programs or movies?
My favourite animated movies are Iron Giant and The Incredibles. For
sheer storytelling genius, Brad Bird is my hero. My favourite animated
programs are those that contain very clever writing and entertaining
dialog.. things like the original Warner Bros cartoons (Chuck Jones)
Angry Beavers, The Simpsons (early years), Spongebob. These are all
legendary because of the refined blend of character design, writing and
animation.

8. What advice would you give to young animators?
Learn all you can about anatomy (human and animal) before you try to
learn about animation or cartooning. A good grounding in the
fundamentals of real bodies and forms will give you the best start for a
career in animation.
When I applied to Disney, animation skill/experience was not required.
Not even an education was required... all that they wanted was an
exceptional artist. Someone who commits every spare minute to nurturing
their talent and learning, improving, refining. You have to make it your
life, and if you love to draw, you won't find this difficult at all.

9. What do you hope for Brackenwood in the future?
Global saturation hahah!
- - The Daily Crumb

Friday, April 25, 2008

Sun ball

Today in the news investigating bird watchers have found a new species of bird. It's looks are like no other, red eyes, purple belly and rainbow coloured wings. They are calling it a Lie.
Also in the news: My first paper animation!
I title it: Sun and lies!

- Crumb

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

OH MY GOSH! Surprise in RMN COPZ Preview clip

Well as you know Matthew Menhenick has been posting continuous updates on his RMN COPZ blog.
RMNCOPZ.blogspot.com
He didnt tell me about this clip :O i found it in an old email.

:O
Who do you think?
May 15 we all find out.

- The Daily Crumb
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PS:
I actually made it :D
out of paper! look at my REAL paper cuts!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Another preview

Today in the news it seems as if RMN COPZ blog want a war. Well, they probably dont but we feel challenged anyway.
Continuously posting preview screenshots and posters huh?
Well ill show you!
Heres the movie!
actually no
but here is another picture.

Also i found this in an old comic realising id never posted it back after Tomothy and Pals episode 2. So put that onto the webcomic site caus i like eet.
http://tapcomics.smackjeeves.com/comics/

Thursday, April 17, 2008

You Tube Week

There is no such thing, but heres some videos from youtube



From FilmCow

VOTE JEROME SU

Vote Jerome Student Union President for Plymouth College of Art and Design.

WHY?ll
[] If you elect me every student will receive a pass.
[] Every day of the week will be a day of the week
[] No one needs a common room.
[] All social gatherings cancelled forever!
[] Students will all get megaphones
[] Higher Education leavers will receive donuts from Sam!
Now Rome wasn’t built in a day, but earth may have been.
So vote for me and receive a Globe in a bottle.
Jerome for Student Union President 2008/2009 pm


Positive Comments:
Oh and check out RMNCOPZ.blogspot.com to see more preview clips of these upcoming film.


- The Daily Crumb

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Daily Crumb does EASTENDERS

This week in Eastenders i was rather
surprised to see Heather was shot!!!


Not half as bad as some of
Bradleys 'Dancing'

But here's a question, who was it that actually shot Heather in Eastenders?

Well here's a clip from a little bit earlier.


Of course Heather wasnt shot! As you can see here

I was also surprised to see Shirley had one of those pieces of paper that could transform into a mobile phone.

Oh!
And whilst saying sorry to Steven for something else Stacey has done she brought along a cardboard cut out of munch! I see we have a Stargazed fan on the show.



- Only@TheDailyCrumb

All videos and everything by the BBC. You people are good, you made Doctor Who. Pats on the back. You people are bad. Making Catherine Tate companion. No pats on the back.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Tomothy and Pals another update

last night i animated the
'EPIC' scene of the movie. i actually like it.
but after all that my hand hurts.


another preview pic will come on may 13th :O
So watch out.

now for some paper work

by the way, here is an image i never used.

- The Daily Crumb

Sunday, April 13, 2008

A Youtube Video

i thought this was funny :O


Friday, April 11, 2008

Official Release Date

The Official release date of You Can't Handle the Knowledge is

May 15th-16th

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But that is not all. At the same time RMN Copz episode SIX will be released around the same time.
You can find a preview clip of it here http://rmncopz.blogspot.com/

Both episodes from
Daily Crumb Films and Blob Corp will be almost the 'movie' of our series. RMN Copz and Tomothy and Pals.

I guess another title for You Can't Handle the Knowledge might be
Tomothy and Pals 'The Interweb Movie'
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Yesterday a new character was introduced.
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MY COMPUTER CAN'T HANDLE THE KNOWLEDGE
Well let's just say no computer can because i got a new one recently and it dosent do the best job either. It does it better but................. i'll be happy when the movie is done.
Problems:
Freazing
Loading forever
Crashing
Not exporting
Sound out of sync

Thats only the beginning. I also dread what the future brings.
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But anyway, yep. Date is May 15th


- The Daily Crumb

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Tomothy and Pals Final preview

Today in the news the phone rings in the other room. But i cannot reach it.
I grab a spoon and start digging away at my leg.
Soon its too late
As my ear bleeds all i hear is
beep
beep
beep

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It's a pic!
And the last pic or, how many .. three?
The first one was...

I taste that korma still.
then you got a fine glimpse of a can of dog food.


and now you get a bad quality picture of one of the new main character jumping?


Sorry for the quality.


- Crumb

Monday, April 07, 2008

Tomothy and Pals release date

there is none :O
Hazah!

But what is done so far has been shown to the BBFC. Now if you dont know what that is, it is
British Board of Film Classification.

Before this occured the countries across the world rated the film.

Argentina gave it a G (For All)
Belgium gave it an L (For All)
Brazil gave it an L as well
Bulgaria gave it an A (For All)
Canada, if they excist gave it a G as well
And the list goes on
G
G
L
L
U
U
(Yes the film will be subtitled in those languages)
Even Flashants Taiwan gave it a G!

But what did the BBFC give tomothy and Pals, You Can't Handle the Knowledge?
they gave it an

didnt they.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BRITISH CLASSIFICATION BOARD HMM?

Sweeney Todd, 18. ok some gore but its so fake its funny + no swearing or adult themes, apart from killing and its an 18..
18. I know lots of you are in your 50's but think about our position. Even though im going to be 18 soon anyway i still make my stand. M15+ in Australia, uh huh. yep. i'm sure it was similar in other countries.

Next problem.
I bought TekkonKinkreet, amazing film, i'll post some screenshots of it. i recommend buying it.
It's a 12 on the packet (May contain violence)
Pretty graphic violence for a 12, swearing and even adult themes/almost nudity. So, hmm. Maybe they didnt count the swearing because it was in 'japanese' and only in subtitles. but still, come on?
Someone made a mistake when rateing this film.
"Oh another childrens cartoon, i hear its a bit violent i'll make it 12 just in case. I'm too lazy too watch it, i am going to nip out and get some pizza. Hey pizza man! PIZZA MAN! Darn, little rascal.
Hey wheres those various drugs and alcohol i keep hidden away from my pet cat?
KNOCK KNOCK
Yo Benny, how ya going mate? I'm feeling a bit dizzy because of some various things i'm not too imformed of happening to my brain.
Oh alright.
Yo dude, have you seen Tekkonkinkreet? i'm meant to be givin it a classification tonight. I put 12 ya know.
12? Thats a bit young, id say 15, wish there was one in the middle. Like.. 14..... not 13.. too young for 13. but yeh, (14) Anyway, it countains adult themes, gore and such, not horrible gore just the usuel stabbing, setting people on fire and such. "
"Nah man i cant hear you, my ears are feeling all like an aeroplane feels when its in your ears ya know?"
"No... whats wrong with you today, are you ill?"
"NO MAN.. i've been drinking, and doing some sort of drugs that do this to people plus ive obviously just landed...."
"Right that's it"
*He pulls out sword and stabs him*

Well i dont know really, looking at the British Class chart...
It looks like 12 is meant to be quite an old age. Maybe here in the UK children are adults at 12, smoking and gambling.
It's possible i suppose.
When i entered this country they were smoking at 16.
I thought they'd made it a higher age, but maybe they've made it earlier.

Soon the whole world with be a duplicate of Bugsy Malone.
A nice way to end off but i'm not finished.

THE BBC
We strike BB initials again. but i dont think it's mainly their fault. Who thought of bring CATHERINE TATE back to Doctor Who, AS A FULL TIME COMPANION?
Well she's ruined a bunch of perfectly good stories i suppose.

Thanks Russell, producers, Cathy.
She's one of those extremely annoying people you cannot stand to watch. They are challenging us?
Put the most annoying person in the best ever show?
will we still watch?
Yes we will

But hundreds of people around the UK actually enjoy her as new companion!

Tell us why John Hutch:

"the fact that she is something new and the series has some great stories in this one"
Yes, the stories are going to be great but... they could easily have chosen a 'better' and less annoying actor to play this new character??"
"she's much better than when she was in the runaway bride"
is it because you met her/ saw her in person?
"apart from that"

what other people are saying:

"I liked Donna"
"Had a major change of heart about Donna, any woman who is sensible enough to try to smash a window with a spanner when it's not opening any other way gets points in my book. And she's soooo excited to be going with the Doctor, which is just cool, bless 'er."
"Catherine Tate. I thought she was great"
"Donna. I was expecting her to be a good char, but wasn't expecting her to be like this. She fills the role of down-to-earth, grown up companion we haven't really had."#



- The Daily Crumb

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Top NINE Coolest looking animated characters.

Today innit
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Also. Get ready FOR

Today we add a 1 2 10 and take away a jewel from smokey.
After asking a few people and deciding on some myself i've chosen the coolest designed characters.
But that dosent exclude the personality of the character, it all helps.
Let's begin.
Recommended
  • The Iron Giant
  • Invader Zim
  • Bender


Apparently :O

Apparently

Should be first place! You cant beat that attitude, map for a brain and speed skills.
Something missing? Read the bottom of the post.

She's in the wrong place! She should be number 1!

TWO? That is not fair on the rest of them!

Should have been number one :O

Swiiish. I hear Aang is a big hit.

Let's just say he inspired this list.


It's Asterix!
Always been a fantastically cool character
Please note that these are not in a strict order. Although i'm sure its very close to the truth.


Well that concludes The Daily Crumb's Top 11 Coolest looking animated characters.
Maybe next time top 11 coolest looking live action characters?
Never know.
Please go off and enjoy this broadcast.

"Welcome back to The Daily Crumb working with the BBC to create childrens and elderly television. Today on the show we're going to be reading the story of the maggot who lost his eyes.
But first, its the PIG DEBATE
Whats better? Pigs, or Tape recorders?
Email us at Munchmed@gmail.com with your answers.
and please, give detailed reasons why.

PIGS OR TAPE RECORDERS
ITS THE PIG DEBAAAATE!
tune in next time

- The Daily Crumb

anybody realise we're missing an eight.. and a seven come to mention it?
Argued out:
  • Linguini
  • Naruto

I'VE LOST LAPUTA

Thats right...
im not sure what i am going to do.
I am going to explore these options
  • Wrapping a scarf around my ankle
  • Applying for the weakest link
  • Firing a toy gun at a cupboard door.
  • Buying mighty boosh live tickets, oh already did that.
This is a disaster!!
I'm going to see if there is anything on youtube to cheer me up.



cant believe i lost it.

- The Daily Crumb

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

PIXAR Studios

Today in the news toy gun make good silhouette
Also in the news

Yes, a post on April Fools but here at The Daily Crumb we dont believe in lieing so we're going to have a 'fool free day'.
Due to the fact we fool people every other day of the year.
Unlike those BBC jokers.

Now i just imagine a penguin sitting on a deck chair with sun glasses on.
Isnt that amazing? Flying penguins!
Anyway.
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See on April Fools day you cant quite work out whats real or not, but if the below is a joke then its a pretty bad one.

Upcoming Pixar:
An anonymous tipster at Disney reports that in June, Pixar will drop the "Animation" from its title and become "Pixar Studios". This is in light of the live action productions being produced at Pixar, including Brad Bird’s 1906, Andrew Stanton directing a live-action adaption of the John Carter of Mars series, and Mark Andrews is tipped to direct a live action feature as well. More Info: 1906 is being directed by Brad Bird, and is a Disney•Pixar/Warner Bros. Production about a college student who begins to investigate the murder of his father, uncovering a web of deceit that has left the city vulnerable to the sort of fire that breaks out when the Great Earthquake of 1906 hits San Francisco.

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Now its a loss for all of us as Peggy Mitchell died in Eastenders tonight.
She was found bleeding from her broken skull in the Queen vic cellar.

- The Daily Crumb

Friday, March 28, 2008

FlashAnts are Pests. My review

Before we conclude this article there is a slight DISTURBANCE in the force.
Just in!
Justin, the owner of FlashAnts. Also the co owner and receptionist. Also the maid and gardener, as well as the bodyguard and sales rep.
He also works as Feedback manager.

His name probably isnt Justin, but something taiwanese like... Ami
But i think its time to begin entering the starting stages of creating a rather serious major issue/ problem.

A while back Mr. Adam J Phillips or Adam Phillips for short. (even shorter could be Adahilips or just plain old A-bop) posted a rather lengthy 'blog' article looking at the positives and negatives of "swf to video" convertors.
He reviewed 2.
The highly praised one was FlashAntsSwf 2 Video.

A while later i bought it.com
With the future of today when you buy a computer program off the internet (A rather smallish one) all you get is a download link and a key code.

Well with Swf2Video your program automatically processes a 'machine code' for your computer.
Well after sending them your machine code you get the keycode and you can start.
fantastic
UNTIL you want to change computer.
My friends as soon as you change computer you've lost a working program, as the machine code of your new computer has changed the serial no longer works.
So, you paid for it, what do you do?
Email them and ask for a new machine code expecting a reply.
Well you dont get one.
Ever

Flash Ants never reply, plus their phone number is invalid (which to be honest may have been expected)
So

Afilips ended up buying another copy the program was so important to him. We pay the full amount and what do we get?

Positives:
If you are positive your computer will stand the test of time or at least half your breathing life. Buy it!
It converts swf to video in a flash and can convert into image sequences perfectly as well without any faults.

Negatives:
If you have a normal computer and not an immortal one
DO NOT BUY IT
oh yeh and when exporting avi it dosent include sound so you have to do that seperatly

Suitcase rested

Also. I've been told another convertor from a more reliable person is in the works. So we'll keep you posted.
Though im not paying for another one.


- End of Review -
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This was for my own bored enjoyment.

I've never understood when people say 'I made this when i was bored' Even though they are meant to be working on a huge project themselves (Myself, T&P)
Well basically bored means one of two things
1. Feeling Lazy (Although this normally creates nothing)
2. Been stuck on the same idea for so long and just want to stretch onto other ideas for a bit.
3. Something else (Perhaps a worry) is clogging up your mind when you try to work. It seems easier to start of newer things.
by the way i meant 3
- The Daily Crumb
- Justin Ami

Thursday, March 27, 2008

First attempt at Toon Boom and T&p preview

Today in the news the T&P preview only went to certain people. amazing huh :O

You can't handle the knowledge. out may

also in the news


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Attempt at Toon Boom

Tile: 'Snow Goon' or when released in the UK 'Marshmellow man'

Sound by Dolby or when released in the UK by Jamie Oliver.

- The Daily Crumb

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The best movie of all time




[If you cannot view TODAYS NEWS]
Please read the following. Do not read if you can see it above.
The news has been taken off the air today. This is due to the fact that nothing interesting is going on. Come on people, break into some houses and murder someone.
If you DO DO this
You will win the Daily Crumb DO-DO award and be the personal feature for a whole week. We will stalk you and continuously write amazing articles about your lifestyle inside and out of jail.

Hopefully this will bring on some complaints about us 'Advertising Violence'.

Anyway
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"The Daily Crumb Studios Progress News"
Munch media will very soon be closing down as we've bought them.
We're still working on "You Can't Handle the Knowledge"
And it is very very slow progress but the script is finalized as well as the storyboard and we may have almost reached the half way point.
If the project is not released by May. I'll be "dead."

so long
-The Daily Crumb

Sunday, March 16, 2008

The least exciting preview on earth

Today in the news a tall man was playing basketball. He found out he'd eaten the hoop.
His in hiding at this point in time.
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RMN productions blog is up and running again, how long will it last? I'm not sure. I'm also not sure why because RMN wont be making any productions in the near future. But some old films will be released back onto the internet soon enough.
(Please not not get RMN productions mixed up with RMN Copz the animation)
The blogs open here
rmn-productions.blogspot.com
i say i say i say
do not forget to check out the RMN Copz blog
rmncopz.blogspot.com for continuous updates.
Both Matthew Menhenick and I are working on separate projects for our final major so keep checking both the Crumb and the Copz blog.
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Information:
The new Crumb animation will be titled
"You can't handle the knowledge"
and will continue on with the characters from the Tomothy and Pals episodes.
No more information.
Now i wanted to show the least exciting preview on earth but that would be a blade of grass.
So ive decided to show the second least exciting preview on earth.
ITS DOG FOOD

The storyline revolves around this tin :O
- The Daily Crumb

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Stepping back in time a little

Today i n t h e n e w s s o m e t h i n g s g o i n g o n w i t h t h e t e x t
ALSO

Ye Old Days

This was during filming of "Tramp Snatcher". The second college collaboration piece which you can no longer find. Although the 'Life in the lands' trilogy in now available on DVD from your local shop that sells DVD's.
So please buy it and watch it, comment on it and then sell it off again at Cash Converters.

Talking of the past
you may or may not have seen these before


and the origin of Matthew Menhenicks RMN COPZ


- The Daily Crumb

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

I star in RMN COPZ!


Friday, February 29, 2008

The calling of Ginu Gindress

Ginu Gindress is an amazing digital artist. Known mainly on the interweb world of Deviant Art. Some of her/his pieces have shocked the keyboard students across this dimension.
And now, Ginu Gindress is showing off some work. Right here, for us.
It cost The Crumb a chunk of jar coins but we piggy opened it and molded the shape of a rich maidens face.

^ A delightful piece of work.
Ginu is from the country of Fish. And the county of Crown. And the school of about nine.
Shes basically training on the English language. We interviewed her.
So Miss Gindress what inspired your latest artwork?
"Erh, Glass fish plastered, erh... on sand, stuck on scales like saw flush basket shame."
Many words, meshed together from a very wise man there. Thankyou Ginu.
Ginu is Japanese.
She has done some amazing photography as well.
Heres a nice shot she took of John Lasseter feeling Hayao Miyazaki's shoulder.

Poor Totoro man.

ANYWAY

Also in the news the mad Hatter has made an article on shoe polish. It will be released in the coming weeks. So WATCH OUT.

Take a sneak peak into The Daily Crumb studio and you'll find.
The Staff List.

Nathan Viney
Patrick Soup
Mad Hatter
Daniel Kerr (Deceased)
Sammy the monkey
Dazla
Various other monkeys doing various other things.
Ugly Frown (Office Clown)

yep
- Crumbbucket.snatch.

Ugly Frown the Office Clown has written a story for tonight.
"Good nice sake. i cant lift that, its a HORRORble HAUNTED looking mirror." Two men in a DARKish hallway thats CREAKY. and the LIGHTS NOT WORKING!!! "Well you *SWEAR WORD* have to pick it up, its too heavy just my WEAK AND FRIGHTENED arms."
"Oh come on you GHOUL, YOU DEAD/UNDEAD MUTATED HUMAN BEAST."
"What?"
"I said, oh come on you waste of GLOOM and DOOM and DEATH"
So they both grabbed the IF IT BREAKS ITS BAD LUCK FOR THE BOTH OF THEM mirror and heaved it up the CREAKY WOODEN stairs.
They both fell and cracked their WHAT? THERES NOTHING 'HOORRRIBLE TO PUT HERE. oh ok.. sorry. you know, id sort of got used to you screaming like that. Anyway. They both fell and cracked their necks BLOOD everywhere, spraying onto the WINDOWS and.... whyd you capitalize 'windows?'. WINDOWS ARE SCARY... THE TRADITIONAL ONES ANYWAY. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
The blinds set fire and WAIT WAIT WAIT........ FIIIIRRREEEEEE! yes.... and anyway. this is getting confusing they all die.
the end.




DIIIIEEEEEEEE











EEEEEEEENNNNDDDDDDD

Full credit to Pixar. We love you. + New staff member

Today in the news the mad hatter from Alice in Wonderland joined the Daily Crumb as a writer. Here is an interview with Nathan Viney on the matter.
"We've been wanting to hire him for so long now, he wrote his own lines for the original book and performed the parts magically in the films. He'll be releasing his first article in a few days time. So please keep checking"
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At college we were asked to make a new soundtrack for a youtube video.
I went for the preview of
DISNEY PIXAR'S WALL-E
Pixar's creation
(Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Bugs Life, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars, Ratatouille and more)

(If i am contacted to take this down I'll be very happy too)
I edited with a strange guitar tune and some warped sound effects. Please check out the original animation here.
Victor Navone, worked on the piece.

- The Daily Crumb

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Journey for the Architect

Today in the news Mr. Meadowgrave the gardener found a dead body in my backyard.

Also in the news Blob Corp (RMN COPZ, The Hobby) and The Daily Crumb (Mobile Effect, Tomothy and Pals, Lukai and his castle) collaborated. Here is what they produced



- Comment below or on the site that spammed you here

- Crumb

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Samurai Man, Space Dragon: the musical

Today in the news

Beans beans
they make you smoke
the more you eat
the more you choke

Samurai man
on his way
hopping along
to save the day

grease monster
he loves chips
but sauce man comes
and grease man dips

Pie man comes
eating meat
little bit of ale
on his feet


Dribbling ghoul
Wet grass
dribbles on you
Get a flask

Fat bat
cant fly
his fangs
you die

Space dragon
swoops around
Satellite falls
hits the ground

Mr Figg
step outside
A train Mr Figg
We're all gonna die

Mr Figg
step outside
A plane Mr. Figg
We're all gonna die

Old woman
Mrs. Monk
Got in the pool
She just sunk

What a fool
Painted bull
All those fumes
Melts my shoe

Meteorite
Turn and spin
Space dragon
dosent do anything

Boar in bed
Vomit in bowl
Rotten head
A broken soul

Italian man
makes nice pasta
Bought a van
serves it faster

Italian man
makes nice pizza
lost his touch
went to master

Master was gone
Seagull dead
Man went home
put it in bread

Germ creature
leaks around
Morbid creature
Kills the ground

Skin peals off
as it roam
flesh so soft
a bit like foam

Master stabbed a cat
with a sandal
he then sat
lit a candle

Italian man on Figg's foot
"I keep dieing"
"And i cant cook."
"Well listen here you nasty three."
"You're so small you are a flee"

Samurai man
enters the room
Doors swing open
loud boom.

"I have one leg, this is why i hop."
"Oh shut up, you just stop."
"Master please help us."
"AND YOU STOP MAKING A FUSS"

Mr Figg
step outside
A space dragon
We're all gonna die

"A wounded wing on a space machine"
"Human built?"
"Why are you helping him?"
King Kong enters with an ice cream
Pie man attacks
Is this all just a dream?

Dribbling ghoul and Fat bat
All sat
Oh drat, killed the cat
"You leave now you killed my cat!"
"But master we only just sat."

Germ creature bites some beans
begins to smoke, dancing to folk
continues to choke until

Walls cave in, roof falls down
Water crashing through
Fat bat drowns

Samurai crushed
by a big rock
Germ creature suffocated
by a sock.

Master dies a heroes death
head chopped off, his final breath

Dragon crushed
by brick and stone
Italian man collapsed
just like Rome

Mr Figg rides on the painted bull
Old woman dead you know
Boar in bed
Boar is dead

Bull dies
Figg crys
Aeroplane is landing
Figgs the last one standing


"Aww Figgs so sweet i want to marry him for breakfast."

- The daily Crumb

Friday, February 22, 2008

Rmn Copz Blogs

Today in the news the teaching board have decided on new tactics of learning.
Also in the news my computer died
RIP
Hopefully your coffin will include my assignment and final animation.
If not
I shall be getting my own coffin.
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Matthew Menhenick released yesterday an
RMN COPZ blog for all those fans out there.
You'll find progress updates and extra little animations online posted frequently.
Dont forget my voice will starring in the next episud

- The Daily Crumb

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Teapot Time

Today in the news a man woke up to find his face had been molded into a teapot
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This opens up to todays working update.
TEAPOT TIME
*It's time for a cup of time folks*

If you haven't seen Teapot Time and the horrible Teapit of Pat ...? :I on British television then you will not know what i am talking about.
A quote from the late Terry Teaplop, "Goaaah. Tastes like i don't like it."

hoo hoo we make no sense here at the Daily Crumb. Theres no TV show.
So if you've just come in we'll repeat the news for today.
Today in the news Terry Teaplop of Torten Shire bank road of Tortoise Clover saw a tattoo he'd rather like to tatatouille on the old town teapot mine.

If you understood that
You can shake Sammy's hand.
And Vectors hand.
Vector is a corpse.

Ok so im working on two projects

1. Collabortatiob qi Maty Mnehaick
2. Tomayth and pals you dc ant handle the dk onws

'Journey for the Architect' is the collaboration piece.
Both animated on flash, haven't had time for toon boom yet. Sorry Karina and myself himself. Thats me. I wish, and i hope i have time soon but t&p has, wait for it. 13 more backgrounds to do :O
and all the animation that accompanies that.

want some preview screen shots?
oh alright.

oh sorry, well that was the T&P preview.
Heres the monk one.

(Yes thats Tintut next to him)
and now for


Studio Ghibli: Laputa, Castle in the Sky.
Although most of the art form is traditional manga style and the character animation isn't up to scratch with the latest films this is one of my favorites of the collection. A magical story with magical characters. But aren't all Hayao's films ^_^
Sweeney Todd by Tim Burton
Sing along! "Finest in the shop, and we have some Shepherd's pie peppered with actual Shepherd on top! And i only just begun, the politician so oily its served with a..
AAaanyway. It's dark and gloomy, just like most of the others. The colours are amazing and the acting ain't so bad either. This reviews t0o short to be longer.
Studio Ghibli: Tales From Earthsea
Goro's first film, i like it though ive had mixed views from readers of the books. See it for yourself.
Pixar's Ratatouille
BAAAAAAh best

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Oh and heres a little info about myself to be posted with the Monk collab
Beginning so many years ago Nathan and his family hid in an old theatre watching films over and over. His father found an old store room and set up home there, stocking biscuits and old jars of ink. The family lived there happily using the public toilets and stealing the food stocks at night. They always made sure not to leave a mess for the morning so the owner didn’t notice any changes. Two years went on and the family were found eating at some popcorn on the floor by a visitor. On the same day they were taken away by the police. The children Nathan, eight year old sister and a baby boy were send to different families. Unfortunately Nathan was sent to a rather violent family that liked to cut at skin with broken bottles. They threw darts at a red pen mark on his forehead and made him cook five large meals a day. In an interview he said “I didn’t like it much at all” He ran for it at the age of thirteen and hid in the back of a van. That’s where it all started. The van was doing a delivery to the city stocked up with paper and mechanical pencils. Over a three day journey every piece of paper had a doodle on it, mostly of gruesome events and story ideas. The van reached the City of Plymouth and Nathan jumped out of the van before it was unpacked. The man who was driving the van reported “I was fired but it was for an amazing celebrity so I don’t mind. Spare any change?” Nathan found a broken laptop in a large bin he had found comfort in. He had slept there for a few days and was used to hiding away. The laptop screen was completely new to him, he recalls biting it and pressing the screen. In the end he found his finger moved a tiny cursor and he discovered Flash. A program he could draw his scribbles and make them move. Soon enough he was making money from doing little film screenings in his alleyway. He wasn’t eating throw away junk anymore but KFC burgers with jarlsberg cheese. He met a man with a curly moustache and top hat who suggested Plymouth College of Art and Design. He gave him his card and walked off. Nathan originally thought he meant it was a new place to stay so slept eventually lived in the college library, they seemed very open to anyone. He still lives there, getting food scraps from the bins and such. He is now doing a course on moving image and hopes do get a house and animation degree in the future. This piece is his first Collaboration. I hope you enjoy.
- The Daily Crumb

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

More new flash project news

Today in the news a talking flower ate my jigsaw piece.
Also
I've put Tomothy on hold for a second as I and Matthew Menhenick are doing a flash collab piece for college.
The story of two monks going on a journey separately and ending up somewhere CRAZY.
Well thats all we got so far.
Here is a preview image anywayz.


- Nathan (munch) Viney

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

New flash project news

Today in the news the stars have moved slightly. This means you have no future. Who'd have thought it?
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Lately you may have realized there has been less Crumb articles. This is due to illness, film marathons and working on another flash animation.
Princess Mononoke, Howls Moving Castle and a new collective Laputa, Castle in the Sky. A masterpiece of storytelling and artwork.
I watched Pixar A Bug's Life, not the best Pixar film but still alright. Ratatouille, another masterpiece and Toy Story 1 & 2.
I plan to buy some more Ghibli soon.

NEW FLASH ANIMATION In the Works: Tomothy and Pals 'Untitled'. An animation i hope to complete in the next months based hopefully on storytelling. Well thats what ive been trying to get at. The last thing i did that actually had a story was way back with Red of the Undead.

Though for soundtrack and college i may need to buy FlashAnts Swf2Video.

Voice actors include:
Arthur Larsen and Courtney Leacock along with many extras.
Soundtrack will hopefully be performed by Brackenwoods Antiseal
Here is the first preview image


- The Daily Crumb

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Peel



- Crumb

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Over the Deeks

Today in the news Dreamworks new furry talking animal film has been titled "Kangaroo and the Antz."

An astonishing tale of a Kangaroo that isn't like the rest of his family who like to stomp on ants. He soon becomes the friend of an ant and then goes on an amazing adventure. He is hated by his father and banished from under the tree where they live.
All the ants hate the kangaroo so fire him down with bread crumbs. It's up to the Kangaroo's ant friend to save him.
Soon they all live happily.
At this time Dreamworks are also working on 10 other 3d animated features. all to be released next week.

I hate sarcasm.
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Over the Deeks
Adam Phillips NEW D&D flash.

Enjoy.

Also Menhenick released some short flashes, one that was never completed.


Once again enjoy! :D

- The Daily Crumb

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Ratatouille Secrets

Today in the news listen to the symphony of crackle.

((Please Click for larger))

heres the van from Toy Story for reference


DVD EXTRAS:

>>
Also
"YES!" Short joke video hidden in the Scene Selection Menu. Screen-shot coming soon.
thanks Project Insanity for these two

Check out almost every single Secret in PIXAR films HERE


- The Daily Crumb bucket

Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Christmas Folks