Warptackular

Today in the news a dragon entered our dimension. People are calling him a midget, he is burning them.

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Today in the Crumb the custard factory came to us, pressed our buildings beeper and said, "I deserve an interview!"

The man was (late last year) attacked and slaughted by birds when the custard factory had a disaster.
The man was at the front of the building in a wheel chair. We opened the glass doors and smiled, "Sorry, wheel chairs are not aloud in the building."
"Your not even disabled friendly?"
"Yes we are, but in your case its an acception. "
"This is discusting."
"So are you."
"EXCUSE ME"
"I was ambushed by a pack of magpies!"
"Come back when its piranhas."
"I'm interview material!"
"Sorry, we're busy at the moment reporting on a Dragon entering our dimension."
"BUT THATS FAKE! EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS FAKE!"
*Dragon eats man*
"Yay! Who wants a wheel chair? :D :D"
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And now a video from
our favourite television show on the planet.
THE CHASERS WAR ON EVERYTHING.



- Nathan (munch) Viney