Also in slightly less important news George Bush has gone missing.
Tony Blair and John Howard, priminister's of the UK and Australia agreed in having a toast over the missing American president.

JUST IN! The long running brain damaged USA President has returned to his position. George Bush was happy to inform he'd just had a late night out drinking with some TEXAS folk.
Georges fellow followers responded in weak happiness.

Look at that weak smile and embarrassed hand motion.

Tony Blair and John Howard made a joint speech: "We missed him this much."

"Didnt we Johnny?"
George Bush: "I'm fine with it, im quite confident that i was wrong to drink on my shift. But when does my shift stop? Aint there a day i can just stop being president and have a pint?"

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Also in the news hitler was seen in a local Disney Shop. George Bush was happy to inform they were class mates and both had a "Disney Club" sticker.
- Nathan (munch) Viney
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