Today in the news a man eating a bar of soap was seen scratching his shoulder. People were amazed, and then saddened as he died and fell onto a moving boat.
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'Gosh, my watch has stopped.'
'How did it do that?'
'I dont know... the battery ran out?'
'Oh. Well thats alright then. I thought you were going to say i did it.'
'Did... you do it?'
'YES.'
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'What country are you going to sir?'
'The one this plane is taking me to..?'
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'I vomited on my shoe!'
'Like the tweenies!'
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'How are you feeling?'
'Not very well.'
'Whys that?'
'I dont know, your the doctor.'
'But whos, REALLY the doctor here?'
'David Tennant?'
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'Its lemon juice!'
'No its just sour.'
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'A gush of wind blew my hat away.'
'Did it have its suitcase?'
'Dont be an idiot.'
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Also in the news Giants are literally taking over the world, and they are INVISIBLE
thankyou
- Nathan (munch) Viney
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'Gosh, my watch has stopped.'
'How did it do that?'
'I dont know... the battery ran out?'
'Oh. Well thats alright then. I thought you were going to say i did it.'
'Did... you do it?'
'YES.'
---
'What country are you going to sir?'
'The one this plane is taking me to..?'
---
'I vomited on my shoe!'
'Like the tweenies!'
---
'How are you feeling?'
'Not very well.'
'Whys that?'
'I dont know, your the doctor.'
'But whos, REALLY the doctor here?'
'David Tennant?'
---
'Its lemon juice!'
'No its just sour.'
---
'A gush of wind blew my hat away.'
'Did it have its suitcase?'
'Dont be an idiot.'
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Also in the news Giants are literally taking over the world, and they are INVISIBLE
thankyou
- Nathan (munch) Viney
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