Today in the news fantastic relative gives imaginary family invisible presents on Christmas Day.
Actually a word of warning for 2009. It is written in the BIG BOOK OF PIE which actually does not have any recipes in it that demonic angels will land on our planet for 009.
In 2007 it was said a british superspy would get the licence to kill. But that happened long before 007.
So, to end such tiny wormish insect stories i want to let you know of the DEMONIC year of 2009.
I have a friend, his name is Dem, he wears a red hat and likes to eat food that nobody likes. In the end, he is a creature from hell basically. Anyone with a red hat is trying to cover horns, evil horns.
He even plays the Tuba.
He came up to me at the spark of 2009 and said, "This will be the year ay!"
I know what he meant, the year we all burn under the sun flame of Demonic angels. those poor icecream vans.
I am sorry to say i have had an interview with Dem.
Hey Dem.
Right Crumb?
Yes. How are you?
Heard you guys got a Wii!
Yes
What games do you got?
Do we have. Not, do we got. Anyway, welcome to the Daily Crumb Studios.
Yeah it is lovely here. WONDERFUL hot chocolate in the machines. Best ive ever drank, i could have a baby here.
Ok, could you tell me about 2009 Dem?
Whats there to know? It's gunna be A GREAT YEAR!
And why is that? (I am shaking at this point in time)
You cold mate?
DONT THREATEN ME WITH YOUR FIREY EYES!
Hey.. calm down. I didnt mean to hadron collider you.
DONT MENTION THE END OF THE WORLD
Sorry. Whats going on?
What are your plans for this year?
Dunno, work a little harder, dont snack so much.
And...?
And... earn lots of money?
And..
Um.. and HAVE A LAUGH! yeh haha hoohoo
THERE YOU GO! YOU ADMIT IT THEN!
What?
You admit you are planning to invite too female demonic angels to burn the earth with your flame thrower eye sockets until there is nothing but ash in which you will swim in.
I...
We ended the interview there, Dem needed to pick his kids up from school.
- The Daily Crumb
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