Eastenders Mistake and Complaints

Today in the news it is then when all stuck eyes are opened to a fresh but still avoiding situation.

Also in the mews
"Is it really true?"
"Is what really true?"
"The thing that that person told me?"
"What have people been saying about me?"
"It's all around the square."
"What is??"
"The horrible thing you did."
"WHAT DID I DO?"
"Only you really know that, only you."
"Do you even know my name?"
"Villain?"
"My name is not Villain.
Villain lives next door."
"Oh..."
"Are you the New Guy?"
"Yes... sorry."
"Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to the director."
"Sorry Director."
"Ok, see you at tommorows filming guys. Hey nice to meet you New Guy."
"Yeah same.. what's your name again?"
"I'm friendly character that gets caught up in blackmailing."
"Ooh yes. You're not really in this episode are you?"
"No, i'm not in it much."
"Why's that?"
"I'm friendly."
"Oh yeah, well cya!"
"Bye!"
EASTENDERS
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE

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We've had some complaints sent in about our 'Medium' character.
"The ability is not something to be joked at."
"I don't like the way you have used my name with discusting taste. I ask that you remind your viewers that Nathaniel Tinga is not based on me."
"Our community have banned all viewings of the Silver Screen series. But have a soft spot for the Most Haunted Spoof."
"Hi, i'm just leaving a small messege based on a character in your videos. A crazy man represented as crazy by a Plymouth Argyle scarf on his head. I just think maybe using a different scarf might be the best thing to do as watching your films causes my team to lose constantly."
"Hi, I just feel that the medium character is advertising drugs and violence to our children. Mainly drugs with the eating leaves."
"I'd like to make a complaint. But i could not find the complaint contact page. I think you should get one so i can make a complaint.

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Behind the Scenes of the latest Silver Screen episode

Today in the news pen squiggle winged train station.

Also in the news
check out the outtakes from
Beginning of the Silver Screen


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Metal Kiss

Today in the news a coupon for popcorn.

Also in the news
Matthew Menhenick released his newest epic short titled, METAL KISS.
The short flash is based in war time around 5 characters working through the battle.
You can watch it right here
and check out blobcorp.blogspot.com for future and past works.


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17 minutes

Today in the news i needed to look at other 'today in the new's to inspire this one.

Before i go on with what might possibly end up being utter nothingness i must make sure all of you out there see the film Coroline. It is a masterpiece.
But before we drag our bloody toes with hovered feet alone the marble floor lets jump into the headshot wound of Papafat.
Inside we see many things, including what we all know as parts of the brain and powerful rapids of blood.
But also, sat down stuck in the goo is a film. A short film of utter terribility.
It is titled, Ladder and stars Benjamin Biscuitboy who as you all know suffered horrible damage to the head after the film and died without continuing a possible career in acting.
This was many years ago so no one cares now.
But lets just watch his last moments and LAUGH AT IT.

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Now before everyone dies.
Here is a picture i drew

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"The question is.... were you involved?"
"The answer is... no."
"Were you involved?"
"No."
"What if I were to ask you a question?"
"Go ahead."
"Do you THINK you were involved?"
"I dont think so, no."
"But what do you know?"
"Nothing."
"Exactly.. then how can you be sure you were not involved?"
"Because i know that much."
"Where were you when the crime occured?"
"Watching Eastenders."
"The crime took place in the morning, you are lieing."
"On iplayer."
"Tell me, was there anyone else involved?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"How, when you were not there?"
"What? You want me to say i did it? Ok, i did it. Hell! I did it. I wont let you manipulate my mind into thinking im guilty. I'm going to jail KNOWING i am innocent. How do you feel about that?"
"I dont care, this is only a job. Take him away boys."
"We're girls."
"Take him away girls."
"I'll just escape with Michael Scofield anyway."

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Time to read a book

Today in the news water gun confiscated by war veteran.
Also in the news

This picture looks like it's from a ZOMBIE MOVIE

Unfortunately it is NOT
This is Benjamin Biscuitboy from the short sketch (Not to mention terrible and stupid idea) titled, LADDER.
Apart from Ladder i look forward to bringing Benjamins design and the animation techniques used in this terrible short to the future for better projects.

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Hope you enjoyed the episode

Today in the news claughter ent zow but they all say buh.

Also
Man with garden points into the future. He said to our reporter, "I was minding my own darn business then fat kid asks me where icecream recites. I say, in war time, he says no, the non lively one. I say, down the road. As i point my stretched out arm feels odd. I looked at my hand and saw green and red.
My hand had ventured into another universe."

It has just been reported that his hand stayed in this universe and rudely interrupted a screening of Angels and Demons with a giant 3d hand leaping out of the screen.

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The Daily CrumbFilms website (nathanviney.com) has been updated.
Also you can check out the
CONSPIRACY website i produced for the episode.
http://www.nathanviney.com/website/index.html


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Beginning of the Silver Screen

Today in the news the new episode, Beginning of the Silver Screen has finally been released

Part 1

Part 1


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The Daily Crumb reads minds.

Today in the news normality wraps over the freedom that is and always was classed as a fictional belief. The people that enter themselves into a professional profession are echoing only the tiny moment of fiction to scold us in reality.
I believe when these persons of common do enter that triangle of colour we can be swamped in their beliefs and forget our own.

Also in the news
something else, can't remember
I remember the days the water would stream over and past the cave. The bobbles would be caught and used for drink and the grass would go orange in day and blue at night.

But those days are over with the fall of the many stones that are sent from the above. As we climb they hit us down and the orange grass soon turns to red. But i lie when i say it is fully over due to the fact i write in this way even now.
But there was a time the swords would clash over the bright fields by the tall plank. The clouds would zoom past as blood would soar.
But soon the white light comes down in the shape of a female and settles all battles. The townsfolk are the joyess but they drift away as other stories unfold. That story is lost and only i know the ending.
But one day all stories will be revived as well as new ones.
One day when the stones stop falling on our people.

One of those stories is the one of
Benjamin Biscuitboy and the Window Cleaner.
Coming soon(ish)

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cut scene

Today in the news glasses without lenses are made to poke actors in the eyes.

Also in the news
Here is a dodgy clip i cut from the episode.
We'll be remaking this scene.


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Silver Screen Trailer

Today in the news a penny is worth twice as much as a long journey. Wise words from the late Samuel L Jackson.

Quest Stars in our film
Derek Acorah
Forest Gump
he's a preview


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Matt and Nathan presents their film to Sam the Blind Director

Today in the news lets jump from one world to the next

In todays world
Nathan and Matt released their newest short film today.
Matthew: "Dudes, it's pretty much a high fling wacky factor trip snap hollywood style drama smash."
Nathan: "I can't believe he didn't even put my name in the intro!"
Matthew: "Sorry man, i can't writing well deserved names into credits while i'm looking at my hair..... dude."
Anyway.
This is their astonishing production which is being presented to the amazing SAM THE BLIND DIRECTOR next friday which will be documented by the camera men at The Daily Crumb.
Hope it all goes well.

Field of Lethal Poles (Short Film)


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Stuff that will & Stuff that wont.

Today in the news this title gave away the ending.

Whilst sitting in a cold broken down shed of a studio, The Daily Crumb. I draw what i see fly past the window in the roaring tornado.

This is Matt Smith, the 11th Doctor.
He flew past clutching a picture of his favourite Grandad

I dont know, Matt Smith might possibly become an animation, who knows? i sure dont. I realised that i can not caricature people.
But one thing is for certain, ICECREAM, my next longer than a youtoon animation WILL be made. Not today, not tommorow, certainly not in the next six years but soon enough.

Yeah... the film is not going to look like that. Just so you know.

Matt with a wig is on his way!

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Beginning of the Silver Screen info

Today in the news click click click click click
You may have noticed two posts back i was attacked by a falling fan. Well i'm ok, just knocked out for a while with no huge injuries.

The next Silver Screen episode is a PRE Silver Screen, based before any of the ones you may or may not have seen at this time.
There will be possibly three episodes leading up to 'Unsafe for the Silver Screen'.
Looking at it these episodes are going to connect much better than the others did but we'll see.
So we're back in time, everyone and everything is different. This is before they even got to the village of Walkhampton.

Matt and Nathan are aspiring film makers (Like Unsafe). But unfortunately they are terrible at it. At the same time they run their own radio show.
But something interrupts their lifestyle. The medium turns up...
The rest is HISTORY


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Little Howard Showreel

Today in the news a Humphrey was a Hippopotamus in his past life. He said he worked this out when he choked on a CD. The CD had a group of very catchy tunes.
Sadly the CD did not live through the abuse and passed away in the local hospital soon afterwards. Humphrey was arrested by the Cannibal Police Department. They said, "We were lucky to even get this job."
Where am i going with this?

Let's just say
'I, LITTLE HOWARD HAVE COME UP WITH ANOTHER ONE OF MY BIIIIIIIIIIIII.....

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QUESTIONS!'
Can you do a showreel please?
It's cheesy but
oh yeah and the next Silver Screen is being organised. Matt bought a wig.
(Showreel below. If you cannot see it please visit, Dailybloog.blogspot.com)

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Today in the news it's over and out but rarely here and there.

Also.
It has been reported that digital clocks look funny when they are upside down.
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We had a storm today here at The Daily Crumb. It came as a slight surprise to us as the television weather man told us there would be a fantastic glow of sunshine and warmth. Then the wind blew away the clothes line and hail ripped through our windows.
So tommorow we predict it is going to rain blood.

So Goobus has left now, went off to do some rainboarding. Basically he is waving through the wind and is hoping for it to swerve him back to his family.
I would have tried it but i dont know how.

Sammy the monkey sent me an email today. Email is not as classy as classic mail.
From: Sammy@imonkey.com Title: Catch up hewwo Nathan! It has been a wong time since we wast spoke. Just wetting you know that my buisness has finawwy wifted off and i am eawning mowe than a marble in a sand pit. So how is the Daiwy Cwumb going? I have not wead it watewy. Awe you stiww doing it? Dont know anyone that weads it but keep up the good wowking. What awe you eawning now? nothing? Teww you what, i'm paying mysewf mowe than you evew paid me and i dont even undewstand mysewf! - Sammy the monkey

I said. what.

He seemed like quite an intellwigent monkey. It seems useless, i am sitting in a torn down cabin in the middle of a now cold desert writing the news.
Which, if you really want to know, has come SECOND HAND.
Yeah thats right, i get all of the news off of Yahoo. In the old days it was all real, the good stuff. I used to have the reporters, the journalists. We'd all work hard to get the truth out of people. But after the two time riots against our buildings and the deaths of employees i am earning nothing. Just writing this with no one else. Then Sennheiser was was shot in the stomach, then the gunshot hole was replaced with a wall clock, then he died. So he's gone. No one else.

Hold on there is a creaking sound.
Looks like it could be the fan
i should go fix kotg'ssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa''''''''''''''''''''''''

Cut Silver Screen and Snow Day

Today in the news orange balloon.
Also in the news
A collection of trees stood up and walked out on earth today when they found out how we were treating their relatives.
With ties, suitcases and top hats they stepped off of the planet with long roots and floated away in circular motions.
It was reported the trees stepped into the sun.
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Well today was a snow day in England. Although there was no snow people were delighted to feel a bit of heat and sunlight on their skin.
On days like these i think back to all those who have died due to the Curse of The Daily Crumb. We cannot remember their names but we all still hold that minute of silence.
It is very important.
I am sure not many of you know about the minute of silence. Or at least, WHY we do it. Well the reason is we just hope we'll hear a spirits voice in the silence saying "Thankyou for this minute of silence."
Anyway!

Man lost his face in coin slot vending machine accident including comfortable beanie with wings.
The same man later that day realized he was unable to eat dinner.

Also. Complicated speech

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Silver Screen Cut Scene

Here is a scene/scenes from a 'never released' episode from The Silver Screen Series.
info: Filmed a while ago, in light of a fifth episode. Though plans disapeared as the rain fell and i left the village. Hopefully this failure will bring a fresh look for a new Silver Screen series.




- Stranger/ Strangler/ Stalker/ Tourist

Change the life of an ugly fictional character for Comic Relief

Today in the news, ladders used in exaggerated sword fight.
Walkers find stange shoes on the end of their legs
and glass goes plastic.
All in
The Daily Crumb Today.

Have you ever wondered why i began writing have you ever wondered? It just seems like a good way to continue on after the main news.
There was a slight loss in people on planet earth today as 80% of them were wiped out by a rolling blue whale.
"They're not THAT big!"
Huh?
"They are not THAT big!"
So it could not have been a blue whale?
"Never mind."
That is my best buddy Goobus, he just came over to borrow a cassette tape. He is afraid of elephants.

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As well as a large amount of people no longer living a giant chicken has agreed to do an interview as long as his identity is kept hidden.
"So what do you think of all this crazy stuff with the Whale?"
"I only came for a tape, i did not agree to be a giant chicken in your paper."
"Just get the suit on!"
"My beak is stuck! You put it on if it is so easy."
"No, i am the interviewer."
"Right, i think i'm in."
"Where is your face?"
"The suit is too big, i've sunk!"
"Well get up then."
"No, i am stuck! let me out! I can't breath!"
"I thought you liked small spaces."
"I am claustrophobic!!"
"Typical. Here, grab the rope."
"I can't see the rope, i can't see anything!"
"Can you see the light?"
"A very small glimpse really far away."
"Ok, i am just going to roll you out the front door so i can get on with the news."
"Ok... wait.. what??"
"Bye."

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The Daily Crumb should make a religion. That spaghetti monster made one, now everyone worships him. He called me the other week on Skype.
"I am just hovering down town and people are trying to grab my pasta. I've recently been dragging people along the street by their mouthes."

That guy is one of a few characters that has had their life CHANGED by the power of Comic Relief.
So if you feel like chicken tonight please text YES to 66609 to donate £5.00 to Comic Relief.

You could change the life of another really ugly fictional character.

EXTRA EXTRA! Read all about it!
Did you just realise you are getting this newspaper for FREE?

Did you also just realise you have been spammed this newspaper through email??
Well without getting angry at us at The Daily Crumb think first. You have obviously got the article because you are special.
So


Pay for reading the Daily Crumb by
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You know, it is such a great cause. Have you seen snoopy recently?

With your money lil old snoopy right there will be well again. He just has not been the same since Charles M Schulz died.



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Today in the news officers at a jail found many guns and knives when they emptied the shoes of a clown inmate.
The clown said, "I thought they'd leave my shoes alone with them being such icons for me as a clown."
The clown later escaped the jail when officers failed to search his big red nose.
Officer Blinglet said: "I thought it rude to pull off a part of his clown image. The shoes were enough, but his nose?? I am not that insanely thoughtless."

Officer Blinglet was given a 'Badge of Freedom' award and ceremony. It is believed the clown may have attended.
Rumour is he is no longer dressed as a clown so he will be much harder to track down. Officer Blinglet had this to say, "With a new face i think he should be given a chance on the streets until his new identity crosses the line."

JUST IN!
Oh there you are, sit down and shut up. Do you know how much effort i put into making these lunches Justin? Too much!

The clown was apparently gunned down.

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"I dont like it, my arms stick to the tables. There is visible smoke at shoulder height."
"This is the place man. Everyone comes here."
"It is gloomy and everyone looks like they're going to hit you."
"These are THE people. The best people. Yo!"
"Dont, they'll get angry."
"No, look he just waved."
"And fell off his chair. Obviously drunk."
"Well, thats why we're here."
"To fall off our chairs?"
"No, to get drunk."
"Where is my gun?"
"Where did you last have it?"
"In that theatre where i shot Russel Brand in the head."
"You probably left it there then."
"Yeah probably. Lucky though, you were going to be next."
"I sure am."
"Ahhh."
"Awww."
"mhm"
"Ahh"

What it says on the tin.

This month in the news
Bea sting turns human child into a Heinz Classic Cream of Tomato Soup. The original and best.
Our famous, much loved is made to our own special recipe... packed with tomatoes to create a delicious soup that's bursting with flavour...

Incredients: Acid

Please enjoy the amazing taste of Heinz Classic Cream of Tomato Soup. Slices of tasty tomato dipped lightly in some rich whipped cream.
Mixed up with the finest of wooden spoons and poured into marble pots.

All fresh tins of soup are crushed by dancing low paid workers with wonderful, astonishing tunes in their heads.

Try the new Heinz Whipped Cream and Tomato slices today.
Because you're worth it.
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Little Howard's BIG Question

Yep, i went to London, Shepherds Bush and worked on the telly show, Little Howard's BIG Question.
I have not got any photos. Although i do, they are just inaccessible. So i lied.
I met some fantastic people!
From
Jpestf
{rytos
Nryj
to

and
Bsmmrdds
Krm
and two taxi drivers.
I'd never met so many people in one week... and then 2 weeks.

My work is occasionally on BBC1 Little Howard on thursdays. Check it out. You will not know which bits i have done but...
i did the advert in this one...
iplayer
ENJOY THE SERIES!
and put your

If there's anybody out there

Today in the news jail bird flaps wings.

Also in the news, last week we spoke about the possibility of aliens. Coincidentally last week, Little Howard attempted to get Big Howard ubducted by them.

Brilliant song.
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In the news today trolley gets stuck in work flow

Hospital asked about sawdust mixtures

and Horse with rocket powered hooves asked to leave the championship.


I have no idea.

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