Saturday, March 21, 2009

Today in the news it's over and out but rarely here and there.

It has been reported that digital clocks look funny when they are upside down.
We had a storm today here at The Daily Crumb. It came as a slight surprise to us as the television weather man told us there would be a fantastic glow of sunshine and warmth. Then the wind blew away the clothes line and hail ripped through our windows.
So tommorow we predict it is going to rain blood.

So Goobus has left now, went off to do some rainboarding. Basically he is waving through the wind and is hoping for it to swerve him back to his family.
I would have tried it but i dont know how.

Sammy the monkey sent me an email today. Email is not as classy as classic mail.
From: Title: Catch up hewwo Nathan! It has been a wong time since we wast spoke. Just wetting you know that my buisness has finawwy wifted off and i am eawning mowe than a marble in a sand pit. So how is the Daiwy Cwumb going? I have not wead it watewy. Awe you stiww doing it? Dont know anyone that weads it but keep up the good wowking. What awe you eawning now? nothing? Teww you what, i'm paying mysewf mowe than you evew paid me and i dont even undewstand mysewf! - Sammy the monkey

I said. what.

He seemed like quite an intellwigent monkey. It seems useless, i am sitting in a torn down cabin in the middle of a now cold desert writing the news.
Which, if you really want to know, has come SECOND HAND.
Yeah thats right, i get all of the news off of Yahoo. In the old days it was all real, the good stuff. I used to have the reporters, the journalists. We'd all work hard to get the truth out of people. But after the two time riots against our buildings and the deaths of employees i am earning nothing. Just writing this with no one else. Then Sennheiser was was shot in the stomach, then the gunshot hole was replaced with a wall clock, then he died. So he's gone. No one else.

Hold on there is a creaking sound.
Looks like it could be the fan
i should go fix kotg'ssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa''''''''''''''''''''''''

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