Sunday, September 30, 2007

What are we waiting for? The Daily Crumbs Waterlollies Epic. A journey to Antarctica

Today in the news four MILLION is a big number. Protesters say, "Maybe, its just TOO big."
This argument begun a few years ago, it then faded away so it was lesser known. Until a maths teacher was brutally murdered in Manchester, UK. The protesters believe it was the number four million that murdered the man. The police believe it was the protesters. The media believe it was Madeleine's mother.
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News:
So, you may have noticed the 'Closed' post and the very little updates. Well heres the answer
Translation: The Daily Crumb writers, Myself, Vector and the primates are taking a holiday trip to East Antarctica, we're not sure how long we'll be staying there and not sure if we'll actually survive.
We are going prepared with a mini freezer, 17 iced cubes of Ribena and a book titled "Frost Bite." Written by Ian Beale.

I must mention, Vector eventually did have to get his arm removed so thats one less thing for him to worry about falling off.

REASON:
We are going to Antarctica
to find Nathan Mcree, the music man behind the upcoming Waterlollies. Adam Phillip's internet has gone ca-plonk and we need to collect the audio physically.
He asked a few other members of his online forum but they all shook their heads. But we, at the Daily Crumb need to prove to ourselves that we can overcome a task that our God has given us.
Nathan Mcree does not actually live in Antarctica.. so thats the only flaw our team can see in Mr. P's words of wisdom. But he wouldn't lie to us, never.

So yeh, see you in a bit!
Sammey (Monkey) told me if i kept a laptop with a wireless connection in an oven for long enough the wireless connection would mold into the machinery. Then we would be able to post pictures of our Antarctic journey, unfortunately. It back fired.

- Nathan (On a quest to get Waterlollies completed!) Viney

Friday, September 28, 2007

The Killing Joke (Book)

An excellent book ive recently finished reading.

(Stolen Extract)
Guy Henderson is a struggling actor recently dumped by his girlfriend. Getting drunk in a downmarket North London pub, he overhears builders telling a sick joke about a recently deceased actress - who just happens to be Guy's long-lost mother. He objects, and is viciously headbutted for his pains. But does he seek revenge? No - the incident sends him on torturous quest for the source of jokes such as the one that offended him - and he encounters both shadowy, sinister figures and bizarre characters who appear to have stepped right out of jokes -- and don't have his welfare at heart.The one-liners here are, to quote the title, killingly funny, and the hapless Guy is a wonderfully shambolic hero; If the final revelation doesn't quite match the brilliantly sustained build up, few will complain. It looks like Horowitz has another career - first-rate comic novelist - to add to his bulging CV. --Barry Forshaw

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/editions/edition.cgi?isbn=0752864157

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Wondering about the Crumb closing?

- Nathan (munch) Viney

Thursday, September 27, 2007

The Daily Crumb HACKED by Dazla

Today in the news if anyone noticed a R.I.P Crumb post yesterday that was all Dazla! He's hacked into the Blogger system.
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Dazla tells us about his room and his celebrity gossip

Also, the title sequence you may have already seen above.



brb

- Nathan (gunge) Viney

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The aftershock.

Today in the news
Is this Madeleine?

So according to the news Madeleine has become elderly in the length of time shes been missing.
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Also in the news
Subject D: Subject has been a veteran member of the pack for a considerable amount of time, which suggests a possible explanation as to how Subject D is somehow exempt from rules regarding spamming and signature size. However, subject's behavior is often unpredictable, non-sequitor, and occasionally erratically different from subject's past behavior, suggesting some sort of mood-swing syndrome. The collected data of this particular subject is too hard to make sense of, so analysis of subjects behaviors is currently incomplete. Written by James (Malakym)
(Brackenwood Forums)
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Spammer/Scammer video
Yesterdays post was a wee bit crazy id say, that whoole thing. I'd been planning it for quite a while.
Tuesday morning showing it to Matthew Menhenick was hilarious. "Someone who will love the sherby" He was dribbling in laughter!
And he laughs when i fire snot out of my nose whilst drinking coke.
[22:51:06] The Daily Crumb says: now i must tell you something
[22:51:21] Sani Mustapha says: ok, i'm listening..
[22:51:23] The Daily Crumb says: hello?
[22:51:46] Sani Mustapha says: what do you want to tell me?
[22:52:08] The Daily Crumb says: ah hi
[22:52:26] The Daily Crumb says: yes of course, i need to tell you. You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol http://dailybloog.blogspot.com/
R.I.P Sani Mustapha who went offline.
guilty people go offline

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Yesterday we had 103 unique views
And now its time for
A VIDEO

And now for an advertisement for my favourite comic


- Nathan Viney

ME AND A SCAMMER (A Daily Crumb QUEST)

Today in the news three wise men met with three blind mice.
The mice were killed and the men were beaten up by builders.
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ME AND A SCAMMER (A Daily Crumb QUEST)
The EXPLANATION
is practically in the video. But all in all im showing off my new friend.. who's name i cannot pronounce.
Just watch

Sani Mustapha
home address:
avenue de oumarou kanazoe,01 bp,ouagadougou 01,Burkina faso
the capital of his country is Ouagadougou
email:
sani_mustapha07@myway.com
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Where am i after this?
I dunno but it sounded like he knew what a dalek was.. or the term 'cardboard' seemed childish?

Oh well, Sani thankyou for being apart of this! Even though you knew nothing and i wont be sending you my bank account details.
Ta ra Sani!
Ta ra everyone!
Hope you enjoyed my presentation.
This was sent to me afterwards

His address and email are different but i suppose that can be easily excused. I cannot be bothered to find out what is real and what is fake.
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If thats not enough excitement for one day!...
Tom Benfal releases to the press that he is growing pot in his wardrobe.
If theres any police reading this, remember. His address is
37 Bargate way
, Kingsley, Perth, WA
aaand International Phone Number is +61894097342
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The Daily Crumb Unique Views:
Been very good lately.
So, they've gone down from 114 so what.
  1. Monday: 73
  2. Tuesday: 38
  3. Wednesday: 42
  4. Thursday: 25
  5. Friday: 29
  6. Saturday: 43
  7. Sunday: 48
  8. Monday: (yesterday) 66
- Nathan (join Shadowed Realm forums) Viney
(Hosted on youtube due to Blogger Aftersound. GETIT fixed XD)
PS: Thanks Laurajs for this great pic!

Monday, September 24, 2007

Doctor Who and the Appearance of the Cardboard Dalek

Today in the news firefighters realized fighting the fire just burnt them to death.
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Also in the news
A vote on the best way to start a conversation finally releases a winner.
"I don't know about you, but there are hundreds of people getting shot in MY country" (Followed by a wink *Make sure it isn't suggestive*)

Adam Phillips has released Waterlollies onto the internet. Where it is exactly, no one knows. Though part C or (3) possibly [/code] has its sound effects and music to be made.
It's going to be epic folks. Absolutely Epic

What is it that makes Waterlollies so exciting?
I'm not sure. Lets see.
  • Earlier Animations are evidence of .. this. And every year he has improved
  • Professional music from Lara C
  • The amazing effects animation
  • The many lovable characters
  • The previews we've seen! Not only the detail thats put into the art but the colours used
For the last week ive been repeatedly watching Yu Yu and LittleFoot, and all of the rest. Doing a continuous Marathon of viewing.
What are you looking most forward to in Waterlollies? Waterlollies, what that?

umm i dont know the effects probably
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The backgrounds have always been his specialty, so that's what I look forward to.
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not sure, just like his animations...............more of what new creature he will come up with...
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I'll leave you once again with a screenshot

(You have already seen it but its always nice to be violent)

Also in the news today a crazy video staring myself, and a Cardboard Dalek.
Do i get crazier?
yes


- Nathan (Exterminate) Viney
ps: colour, black and white, colour, black and white....

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Nightblog11: Eat the Chef 2

Tonight in the news here comes another wacky video from the dog with the evil red eyes!
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(I am the friend the chef mentions. Its easier for me if he puts up some of his vid's. He does actually think his works are great, so humor him.
If you DO actually like his videos please contact me for his personal recipes.)
Eat the Chef 2

(The title of this... was made whilst i was improvising in the first episode. make of it what you will)
music by ween

btw i wasnt even trying when i was drinking that water >.<>

Friday, September 21, 2007

Cold? I call this WINTER!

Today in the news an obviously mentally handicapped mop haired child didnt film himself acting like an obviously mentally handicapped mop haired child.
Also in the news I AM A FOOL
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Anywayz aside from that
Congrats Adam on winning Peoples Choice at Flash Forward.
Everyone, you need to check out the acceptance animation. It's classic.

^Click image for animation^
One day ill be at Flash Forward, just you watch me! XD
Look at all those arrows
"Oh, soo wiiise"
^Read that in a sarcastic voice
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But not all bad news today...... *cough*
Matthew Menhenick released episode two of his paper animated cartoon. RMN Copz. This time, along with some odd themes hes put "The Hobby" into the storyline. The Hobby is a character originally created by Matt that likes to torture and murder people. It also stars DAVID TENNANT making a heros appearence. so have a watch.
Heres the episode

(To make: Paper, Photoshop, Flash and Windows movie maker)
and heres The Hobby trailer/title sequence that was made last year directed by myself and Matt.
(Cheese)

(To make: Camera, paint, Smokey Jewell, The Hobby, Adobe Premiere)
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- Nathan (cheese) Viney

Thursday, September 20, 2007

If you thought i was sad, i get sadder. "What a film, SHOULD be like"

Today in the news
Please avoid clicking play
Today i talk about what Good films should include.

- Nathan (Gunge) Viney
(Music by Ween)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Nightblog10: Bad quality cooking show and not too tasty either

THE NIGHT SESSION
Hmm
Tonight in the news its past your bed time Mr. P

-Nathan (@#$%) Viney

Cant think of anything Video

Today in the news swans were found on the canal. How they got there, a conspiracy.
The biggest question of course is, who painted them?
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Also in the news it looks like Project Insanity are getting a bit public.


Soo.. We thought we'd join in the propaganda

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- Nathan (unch)Viney
(PS: Yu can check out Tadhgs short clip again here. You can also find Project Insanity here)

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

RMN Copz by Matthew Menhenick

Today in the news a clown was found dead after swallowing too much helium, going dizzy and falling off of a bridge.
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Also in the news:
Matthew Menhenick released an AMAZING new 'Paper Animation' titled RMN Copz.
Based off of the original RMN copz video.
Characters in it include
Reuben, Matt and myself. Matt doing all of the voices and animation.
Also watch out for a few guest appearences. Fantastic!
Have a watch.
(I love my clothes) (I'm the dumb one with the scarf, its excellent :D )

Also look about for Bitey and the medium from the Most Haunted Spoof


- Nathan (fat) Viney

Monday, September 17, 2007

Cat Vomit, Have a laugh and Sports report

, Warning: This clip may cause you to look down on munch
Today in the news

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Also catching up on sport today we have a recorded clip from "The Daily Crumb" radio which unfortunatly closed down a year ago after 2 days.
So... honestly the news is a little old. But still keeping you up to date every day folks.
Heres todays "VLOG"


- Nathan (such) Viney

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Nightblog9: Exclusive Film Clip

Warning: This clip may cause you to look down on munch
THE NIGHT SESSION

Can you believe it? No
Well, tonight in the news another video.

This is an exclusive clip from the new film "One man, lost in his own home"
Not mentioned in the video is this is when he's been stuck in the house for so long he starts talking to anything.

- Nathan (bunch) Viney

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Nightblog8: Trailer

THE NIGHT SESSION
Tonight in the news there was no today. God be praised, there was no today.
Now this is a film i seriously want to see.

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SPAM
If ive spammed you i am very sorry, but it obviously worked caus you're viewing this page ;)

HIGH FIVE
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SPAM!
http://dailybloog.blogspot.com/
stop spamming me!
SPAM!
http://dailybloog.blogspot.com/
STOP IT
SPAM!
http://dailybloog.blogspot.com/
F*** OFF
SPAM!
http://dailybloog.blogspot.com/
*block*
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Dorothy: Hello!
SPAM!
http://dailybloog.blogspot.com/
Dorothy: I'm sorry we cannot search up URl's
SPAM!
http://dailybloog.blogspot.com/
Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.
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THE CRUMB GETS A HATER
Everyone loves haters, and we got one. The last post comments were 'spammed' with "F you F!"
which is great!
and he spammed, so that means he wants to be our friend.
You can find one of his comments in "Please dont take my sunshine away"
Though i think by his obsession to post id say hes more of a lover ;)


- Nathan (skunk) Viney
(Ps: i know this wasnt posted 'at night' exactly but in some countries it's night so i win)

Friday, September 14, 2007

Please dont take my sunshine away

Today in the news man with banjo shoots paying passer by.
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Edmund Rice Camps
I finished the animation, going to get about $200.00 for it. Which in pounds is about 70 or something.
So alls well that ends cold.
Worried about the song used though, as it is copyrighted. Though the company dosent seem to mind.
I've hosted it on my site until its up on the main website.
So check it out. Very short but yap. I put 'original' above it just incase they ask me to take out the girl eating the flower.
http://www.nathanviney.com/edmundrice.html
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I've been quite lonely lately, until someone i didnt know emailed me. I figured he was one of those people that try to scam you by the frequent asking for my bank details. But i replied and since then we've been having a nice pen pal relationship.
muhammad massa.
So if you're lonely he's always there to talk to you.
Just email him at muhammed_mussa@yahoo.com
I'm sure he'll find time to answer your questions.
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CRUMB VIEWS
So one person whos identity will not be broadcast has asked
[03:48:17] Gray Fox says: how can the Crumb have 111 views?
[03:48:17] Gray Fox says: Datsa some bull
[03:48:47] Gray Fox says: arent Views counted for every refreshy?

No, anonymous person.
I'm reading from UNIQUE views and not page loads.
Thats a new person every time.
and yes it went to 111
and the day after 114
i dont get it, but its there :D
the day after that we went down to 70. But it dosent matter, still many of readers.


- Fungi

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Nightblog7: Vectors dead! :O

THE NIGHT SESSION
Tonight in the news more than two eyes makes you superior to me.

Dont worry everyone, im sure he'll be ok after the surgery.


- Nathan (dutch) Viney

Edmund Rice animation

Today in the news two gorilla's, three lions and one penguin got out.
GO!
The penguin won the race probably because the last section of the track was a swimming pool.
Berty the penguins wins a lemonade.
"Anything to say about the race Berty?"
"Lemonade, is refreshing. Buy it."
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Non- Night session yesterday
Remember what i said, dont get the hang of night sessions :D There may or may not be one tonight, you'll have to wait and see wont you readers.
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Flash job
Edmund Rice Camps WA site animation.
This is something im doing at the moment for Solace Design, check out the other stuff i have done for them here
Here i have a screenshot. It's nothing special, the characters were not designed by me or Solace Design. They look deliberatly like a childs drawing.
So fun to animate.

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The Chaser
Yep, wedensday night the Chasers War on Everything broadcast. The episode after the stunt, if you'd like to watch/download it check out this website
http://idents.tv/blog/?p=496
Its Episode Fifteen
(May contain adult themes)
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- Nathan (bunch) Viney

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Today in the news 4 billion


(Im not advertising Peter Kay in any way)
There will most likely not be a 'night session' post today due to the fact i am away most of the day. Collecting supplies for the upcoming return to college.
Also i have been asked to do a flash job by Solace design, a company i worked on before.
You can check out the work i did here
http://www.nathanviney.com/Webworks.html
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Also, yesterday the Crumb got

Which is pretty amazing, i have no idea how it got that. I personally do not believe it.
So if you are actually out there, you 111 readers post in the chat box on the left and say hello.
My conclusion is, most likely... about 30-40 of them are readers. The rest may be all kinds of things, blogger people, spambots. All sorts.
But if not, read on! :D
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IMAGINARYFRIENDS.US
This is a webcomic ive been following up for i dont know how long. So please, check it out.



More on that later.
- Nathan (hcnum) Viney

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Nightblog6: Vectors developed a tick

THE NIGHT SESSION
Tonight in the news id better turn the microwave off, its going over the sides.
Also
Vector reports on the latest.
Daniel Kerr, THE SEQUEL


Dont forget to check out Vectors TO-DO blog in the link list

- Nathan (bunch) Viney