Unjustice

Today in the news four men were arrested after attempting to save a mans life from mafia gunfire.
The BBC got an exclusive interview with one of the men, and we stole it.
"We knew he was in the way of gunfire so we asked him if he'd like to come and get some icecream instead of visiting his father."
"What did he say?"
"He refused, called the police and then went and got shot."
"A tragic story from George Patterson here."
"Absolutely. I'd also like to say i was nothing to do with the issue but i'd be lieing. At first i thought that man did not deserve to die. But after he called the police i re-thought that and wanted to shoot him myself. But all i was armed with was an icecream, i didnt have the courage to throw it at him. I also dont believe in wasteing good food. Although i didnt pay for it, my brother did i still dont believe. It's just something ive grown up to abide by."

The Daily Crumb visited the victim in hospital.
"What made you go to the police?"
"They were commiting an offense, they were going against the law. They deserved to be locked up."
"I.. honestly didnt know there was a law against saving someones life."
"Well there isnt, i said they'd attempted to mug and murder me. But the BBC eventually found out i was lieing. This was because they poured alcohol into my wound and i became a bit tipsy."
"Right... so have the police realised that this is a lie?"
"Yes, but havnt let the four guys know. It seems those guys have been taken in so many times they're never surprised when they get arrested."
"I'm.. still listening. Could you tell me more about the people that shot you?"
"It was my Dad. Yeah, he shot me just below the heart, funny story actually"
"Sorry, thats all we have time for. Some people have real news."

Also in the news

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Cartoon characters all over the world are continuously being locked up.
Dennis the Menace went a little insane whilst stuck away for most of yesterday.

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Also today famous blogs such as Project Insanity are looking down on the Crumb saying immature things like "We're so much better than you."

Thanks Laurajs for this picture! :D

- Nathan (?) Viney

Nightblog4: Daniel (Vector) Kerr Reports

THE NIGHT SESSION
Daily Crumb reader: ahahaha what the **** goes on in your head?
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Tonight in the news
Cartoon characters are not harmed by gunfire. The government are placing the characters in local jails.

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And now for a SPECIAL edition of


I think this video proves Daniel has an anger problem.
But he has nice teeth ;)
Thank you Brain syrup for sending in your report of the news for todays BURGERS IN SAND taste not so good competition.


- Nathan (hunch) Viney

Portable Greek in Portaloos and cartoon hole in the universe

Today in the news the title of this article was written after the article. Put that in your notebook, top it with tomato sauce and eat it.
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Also in the news
The custard factory in Tasmania reported to the authorities that a sort of rip in time and space had opened up near by the factory.
Heres a photo.

It seems cartoon characters are walking straight into our world.

Which is worrying for us at The Daily Crumb

Most of today the goverment has been working out ways to get rid of this investation but coming to immense problems as they move

As you can SLIGHTLY see in this photo Adam Phillips has captured a Fatsack and is planning to experiment on it.

More news on that later
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Stay tuned
FOR

The Drain Pipe Duo
(Jass)
Sammey and the rest of the gang
(Mess)
Daniel Kerr's brain explosion aerobics
(Classic Rock)
Portable Greek in Portaloos
(Greek)
Brown snake and the father of all things microwaved
(Rock)
Golly gosh i see a sharp sell through someones foot
(Pop)
Beast Goliath
(Demon Metal)
Shocking one foot with some kind of an electric pulse
(Boring reality TV show Idol)
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Quote of the day!
Espen:
"hmmmmmm...... what to say."

- Nathan (munch) Viney

Nightblog3: Tom Benfall interview "The Squetchnapper"

THE NIGHT SESSION


Tom Benfall, the Squetchnapper
Yes, The Daily Crumb, the only online blog to bring back old news as if it is new.
Find a little bit more info here

On that thought, today Adam Phillips released this animation titled
Pokies
Check it out
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Back to current day, we conducted a Interview with The Squetchnapper
Tom Benfall
The Story of a Steak and Ale pie
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Hey Tom, back to the Crumb to do a survey huh. Remind you of anything?
Yes
aaah ok.
So what were you originally thinking when that last question was asked. "Did you plagarise a flash cartoon called Arj and Poopy?" and were you suspicious at any of it at all.
I felt like a complete **** at first. Then I saw the lighter side of it and laughted out loud a few times.
How loud?
36db
Ok, so impersonating Bernard Derriman obviously wasnt the worst you've done. Can you tell us about all your runs with the law?
Ive been charged with - Assult, Burglary, Aggravated Burglary, Armed Robbery, Resisting Arrest. been to lockup twice.
Do you have ADD?
probably
i am a crazy ****** ******
its the people I hang around with. its there fault they egg me on
aah no its not. its your fault for obeying
no its there fault for egging me on lol next question :3
funny you should say that. next question is, do you like egg sandwichs?
****** love those *****. havnt had one for like 2 years tho
yeh they suuure are good. have you ever tried to buy something with a leaf?
once I traded a marijuana leaf for a smoke
wow, you just solved an enormous conspiracy.
next question
Have you heard/ are you looking forward to Adam Phillip's new animation, Waterlollies?
yes and yes
what do you think of Daniel Kerr’s brain?
who the **** is daniel kerr?
so ah, thanks for the interview!
i hear you’re pregnant with satans babies
ye, ....wait what?
well thanks again
hope you have an imprisoned life
likewise
and CUT
that was great, and funny. gonna go make custard or dumplings
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Nightvlog3: Sleep well
I returned to the haunted telephone box for my every night stargazing.

(Worst video ever, but concider it an extra)

- Nathan (hunch) Viney


By the way, if anyone would like to know what swear words Tom used in his interview you can probably find them here

Killer Caramel, Journals and Toms eyes

Today in the news animals such as Penguins are being killed and turned into chocolate bars.
Unfortunatly this is happening all over the world from Koalas to Frogs. Even cows!
Not to mention Kats.
You can find more information about this here
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There isnt much news today in the world.
That is apart from Tom Baker's eyes popping out.
Though we could see it was going to happen.


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Yesterday and yesternight our Crumb gained a few more on lookers.

Unique viewers went from 30 to 62. Page loads went to 103, and this time it wasnt me.
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Now i thought id try out what normal people do with blogs, and actually write about my day. Jot down things thats happened. So here goes.
08 September 2007
Today, i ate cereal. Then, at the highest point of the day i sat at the computer.
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It's harder than it looks to write one of those. I've given Sammey a try, if you dont know Sammey. He's the executive writer here at The Daily Crumb.

Log 32: 08 September 2007
Its been over 40 days now, working for chocolate chip biscuits in the studio. They call it a studio, i call it a
OO OO EE AAH
Anyway, for all those film makers and TV producers i want to give a sort of show real of what ive done whilst ive worked here.
So here are some bits ive written just for the Crumb over the last year.
"As Adam is a bloggy newbie he was kicked out for making a fake ID. He also tried to sneak his friend Berny in the side gate but was beaten up by two midget bouncers."
"Bodgesack (Sack of Bodge)"
"Chapter 1:
Doctor Charles Corn was born in 1873. Who? Who you ask? Corn? Yellow, juicy corn? The Doctor couldnt help squirt it all over someones diary. The person whos diary it might have been spat out the word BLOG! in an attempt to say the word "GIT!" but he had a terrible terrible lisp."
"In other news a man has built a replica of Postman Pats mail van. He says it’s attracting wild cats."
"Headline in the news today my light bulbs gone out so I’ve stolen someone else’s."
"Today in the news you say what i say and i copy you in the reverse order you said it in. More on that story to be found on page 32"
I hope you enjoyed my presentation
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Note: Caution, the night session video log is not Daily.
"Anybody else want to join in the 'Journal' thing?

Oh no, im sorry he's away at the moment.
On his office door it reads "I quit" But i beeelieve that he actually means he hasnt quit. But if i find him lazing about in the lounge i plan to get the monkeys to ***********************
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"So what do you think of The Daily Crumb?"
"I like it, it's great"
"Can i quote you? i just wanted to put something at the bottom of my article to finish it off."
"Sure."
John Hutch.

- Nathan (munch) Viney

Nightblog2: Studio tour

THE NIGHT SESSION
Tonight in the news tissue paper will be replaced with cobble.
Also another article that proves trying something new is totally unacceptable has been released by The Daily Crumb. This happens to be it.
I thought id show you around the Daily Crumb studio, meet some of the workers. Excuse the 'building sight' look as it is a new building.
The old building, as you know was pulled down by angry rioters.

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Also, in celebration of The Chasers success i got myself an Apec card.


- Nathan (munch) Viney

The Chaser

Today in the news you wont believe it if i tell you. So listen up
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By now you may all have heard about the Chasers War on Everythings massive stunt in Sydney. Luckily on BBC news
"All 11 members of the crew have been bailed after being charged with entering a secure area. Police are said to be considering further charges."
The Crew were disguised in three large cars and two motorcycles carrying Canadian flags. When they got far enough Chas jumped out of the car dressed as Osama Bin Laden.
They got within 10 metres of where President George Bush was staying.

Also, why does the Sydney lockdown remind me of The Simpsons movie?
The Chasers made the BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6982897.stm
and heres A Current Affairs view on it.

Chasers. i give you a 10/10 you've officially proven you are one of the best comedy groups on earth.
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I'm happy the Daily Crumb didnt close down yesterday after my cunning plan to trick Blogger into thinking i had more views.
But soon enough they will realise my photoshop skills were used to cover up the triple 0's.
STAT counter:
According to the counter we had a massive 29 unique visitors yesterday + yesternight.

And THIS is the one i'd most like to ignore and forget about.
Page loads

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Today the Daily Crumb is reviewing

This button!
On most forums they have a button that shows what threads members are viewing and when they last clicked.
I think its very useful for
1. finding interesting topics
2. working out if people are looking at your artwork/animation/writing/website.
Also it can be used for spying on people.
BTW, the EYE. If you read the Daily Crumb.
You cant edit this now can ya! :D

Nice hat.
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NIGHTY NIGHT:
You may have noticed yesterday that i posted TWO articles. One, saving The Crumb from closure and one a night video log.
It was just testing something out. I'm unsure whether it will become a common thing.

- Nathan (munch) Viney

Nightblog1: UFO sighting and video log

THE NIGHT SESSION
Tonight in the news are you tired of the same old thing?
Well this article proves its wrong to try something new


Monkeys resume work tommorow

- Nathan (munch) Viney
ps: betcha never seen me in glasses before







""I alway find vlogs a bit creepy lol"
Courtney Leacock
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You can also find this video on youtube

Its obvious we need to rethink some things

*The Daily Crumb has signed on*
*The Daily Crumb has signed off*

*The Daily Crumb has signed on*
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Today in the news Dreamworks animation has made the right decision in replacing their 3d animators with Butchers.

the Chasers group got arrested. Read all about it here
They truely are an inspiration to us all.
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Please contact Cha Cha for any help
oh
harry: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there, could you tell me why it isnt connecting?
harry: Hi
You: PLEASE
You: i need to know why it isnt connecting
harry: I have just got on i dont know
You: but i need to write todays article!
You: Well arent you here to help??
harry: I'm here to help what exactly are u looking for?
You: help!
harry: I dont know what you mean!
harry: I don't know why its not connecting. Sorry i can't help you.
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Oh sorry, i didnt mean Cha Cha, they are idiots. Please contact Blogger about your problem
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Where can i find Blogger??
Hello! are you Blogger?
no.... i went to school with u , u dumb f****
are YOU blogger?
what?
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yes
GREAT! why isnt it connecting?
I'm not blogger. um..i... i.... i lied
Lieing is SO rude
I know... but its a fun habit
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What you mean blooger?
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well, it may be a bad connection.
so, what should i do? wait?
I'll see what i can do Have you visited e-blogger before? It's a very useful site.
no i dont like things with e's. have you visited the Daily Crumb? i hear they're quite useful.
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Not if i have anything to do with it!
AGGHHHHH ROOAOAAARRRR
I have decided to ring Tony Blair and see what he has to say about it.
"Nathan, listen up. Hehe, i made my own little joke there. Though my wife says only satan laughs at his own jokes. So i must wait for too you laugh."
"O...k"
*Silence*
"Tony?"
"Laugh"
"What?"
"Laugh!"
"Erm.. haha"
"RIGHT. i have knocked you IN HALF.. dude. Yeh im living on the streets now but i still have spirit ay."
"Ok, can you tell me why my blogger is on its last paws?"
"Yes, i know exactly why. Check out this, ill fax it to you."

"No views AT ALL Munch. Something you need to sort out."
"Thats why Blogger is closing me down??"
"Absolutely."
"How do you know?"
"Same thing happened to me."
"Wait.. Tony Blair, ex priminister of the United Kingdom didnt get ANY hits on his blog?"
"You answered your own question, EX"
"Oh... Im sorry."
"It's ok. NOW! YOU GO AND SAVE THAT FAMILY!"
"Right.. bye!"
I hung up then and got to work.

I photoshopped it :)
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WAIT A SECOND?? HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY VIEWS IN A FEW SECONDS???
Well the contract says i have to let you connect. BUT, ill be watching you, and ill prove you cheated to get to the top mate.
ILL PROVE IT.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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awesome

Lets get those readers up!
- Nathan (munch) Viney

Missing guns and buying leaves

Today in the news it appears this has been going daily for THREE whole days.
Today includes a
Link to a random website page.
and a get out of my parking spot free card!
There's nothing you dont get or understand at The Daily Crumb. Except if you dont speak english. right?
(Seperation)
Moving on in todays news
I've become involved in a charity!

Give me all your money!
no
what if i paid you?
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hurry up with the cash!
wassis?
Can i please have all of your money?
im running a charity here not.. a burger... a take out! i aint running one of those!
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*blinks* say wha? why do you want my money? I dont have any.
I am running a charity here!
what charity?
the.. sick bunnies.. federation
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no, I need my monies or my bunnies starve to death
im running a charity to save bunnies!
yet it would not save mine ;(
ok you can keep your money... but now i need money for a tissue
use some leaves, those are everywhere :P
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Would you pay for icecream with a leaf?
a gold leaf?
nope just a leaf
oh probably not
you sure, cause i got some on sale?
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noez
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nah..no
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nope
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na thanks. it would melt before it got here.
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The Cheryl said id be rich :(
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make the leaf worth money.
how?
i know! ill go back in time and replace notes with leaves!
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Exactly -- Wooh! --
Good idea.
Drawback, i need money to buy a time machine... and i need a time machine to go to the future when they've actually invented time machines!
oh yeh.... bugger
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would you pay for an icecream with a leaf?
Yes
yes i would
WOOHOOO!

(Seperation)
The point of that random chats, i have NO idea. But it was fun, and it made me want chocolate.
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MISSING SHOTS
Photos i forgot to post 2 posts back (Click on the images to go directly to deviant art)




- Nathan (munch) Viney

would you buy anything with a leaf?
now i herd random but THIS beats it

(Seperation)
Check out Espens new blog
http://espenart.blogspot.com/

Waterlollies buggy

Today in the news happiness is just a Brackenwood movie away.
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Ok, so today.
YES
I wanna give an update on Waterlollies.
I've decided Nathan Mccree is not going to be doing the music or sound effects. INSTEAD, Nathan Viney will be doing them.
ALSO every single scene will have at least one flashing "Visit NathanViney.com" come up on the screen.
(To test out the subconcious)
Anyway
With all that aside.
I want to
stop putting new thoughts on new lines.
Right. This is a small collection of Waterlollies previews, i may have missed some but ive tried to collect as many as i remember.
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All screenshots are hosted on blogger and sized to my liking. All screenshots are copyright Adam Phillips (Mr P) at biteycastle.com/ chluaid.com/ oohbitey.com/ bitey.com All the many names!

Click on all of these for the larger scale.















and we cannot forget the awesome flash preview on the newgrounds alpha. Check it out on his blog:

^Click the above for flash preview^

ALSO
the woodenblogs latest table

http://www.biteycastle.com
EDIT:

New Waterlollies video


- Nathan (munch) Viney

Big Doctor WHO news

Today in da news..
You'll find the information BELOW!!
AGHHHH
*insert screaming smiley here*
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Now
LOOK BELOW

Outpost Gallifrey has just released some, too be honest. BAD news

After the fourth series airs in 2008, David Tennant will continue in the role of the Doctor for a Christmas special at the end of 2008. After that, instead of a full series beginning filming, the production team, with Tennant still in the role, will be working on three Doctor Who specials, written by Russell T Davies, to be shown on BBC1 throughout the year of 2009. A fifth full series is scheduled for 2010, though as BBC News point out, casting is unconfirmed for that far ahead.

You can find the whole article here
http://gallifreyone.com/news.php
Check now because it may be replaced by other news.

David Tennant has gone and accepted a part in a shakespear play.
Why hold the show up like that? Why dont just grap a new Doctor and be done with it?
Hm?
Oh well, we'll still have our YOUTUBE Doctor Who fan vids, oh no we wont. Tony Coburns left, but im sure he'll return in some shape and form and the rest of the gang will keep us entertained.

Sorry, getting off subject there.
So, Who do YOU think should play the next Doctor?
How about..
this man!

or..
Tony Bl.. no.

How about Basil Brush? The fox, he's be a good Doctor. I shall suggest that too the bbc.
Dear BBC, please cast Basil Brush as the new Doctor in Doctor Who.
Yours faithfully
SANTA CLAUS MWAHAHAHA
no, Nathan Viney
HAHAHAHAHAHA
santa claus.. geez. i make even my invisible friend laugh. His name, is Tomothy. I bring him to life through artwork.
Yep
Thats about the end of.. this.
But first, a word from our sponsor.
[This is where our sponsor would be if we had one. someone PLEASE sponsor us.... this is the only job i have AND IT DOSENT PAY! I mailed coca cola and they replied, "STOP SENDING ME THIS SPAM! ]

Talking of spam, check out this awesome fan mail i got.

It is my pleasure writing you after going through your profile and i believe that you will not betray the trust which I am going to lay on you,
My name is Vivian William, 21 years old of age and the only survival of my late parent Mr and Mrs William Joseph, My Father was a very highly reputed and a coco merchandise who operated in the capital of Ivoire Coast during his days, It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his Business trip abroad, But his sudden death was linked or rather suspected by one of his Brothers who accompanied him on that trip ! But Almighty God knows the truth!

Well finally SOMEONE likes my profile.. geez. first fan mail ive got in a year, please! keep sending them in! i read every one ;)
And you can contact me through the shout box over there or just spam Adam Phillips' guest book! But dont forget to say i told you too!
"STOP SPAMMING OR ILL BLOCK YOU!"
"BUT THE DAILY CRUMB TOLD ME TO!"
"IS THIS TRUE DAILY CRUMB?"
"YES! AINT CAPITAL LETTERS JUUUICY???"
"I'LL HAVE TO AGREE WITH THAT, CASE DISMISSED!"


the end
- Nathan (munch) Viney

no ima end a bit different due to the tragic loss of our Doctor Who for 2009

- The Doctor

haha just kidding

- Nathan (munch) Viney






.. - munch

Yu Tube and NathanViney.com

Today in the news a man lost the feeling in the back of his neck and collapsed twitching onto the path.
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Yep my website has finally been redesigned so check it out and relive some of those animation moments.

http://www.nathanviney.com

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Also i have created a new youtube account on.. youtube.
Subscribe!
http://youtube.com/profile?user=TheDailyCrumb

I have been lurking around youtube for a few days now really getting into the spirit of their own 'celebrities' and things.
One of them, DAX FLAME
A young actor playing a .. very strange part.
Check it out


Also a fan song about this character by Davedays

- Nathan (munch) Viney