Also in the news:
"A woman and her baby survived a shark attack in knee-deep water at a popular Australian holiday beach"
Now, thats not a laughing matter but dosent that shark know Australia loses tourists to building up reports of deadly Ozzy animals.
Evil killer spiders in your bathtub, hanging over the toilets, jumping out of the shed. Sitting in your vegemite, making over seas calls. Climbing in your clothes, hanging over your head and BITEING YOU.
Three days later you're stone dead.
Actually... thats all true. But dont let it put you off.
Ok,now lets have a look at Australia's most deadly animals.
Irukandji (A Jellyfish)
Funnel Web Spider
And i have seen, about three of them. Most commonly the Red Back spider.
Walking into the country of Australia and finding a red back spider on your shoulder is only as dangerous as someone in America buying a gun off of a police officer.
Actually, talking about walking into australia...
Well in the right season anyway. Aussies tend to splatter dead fly and mix them into their warm mud soup.
People and Crocodiles
Meat, cooking on the BBQ
Living in the desert
i wont say which ones.
So dont be afraid of Australia.
You know, it wants you
- Nathan (munch)Viney
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