SuperSacks Brackenwood Fatsack Avatars

Today in the news aliens planted a seagull egg in a seagulls nest. No one has suspected a thing, Except the Daily Crumb who has shot that seagull down!
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ATTENTION AUSTRALIAN FANS OF DOCTOR WHO, Torchwood, the sad Doctor Who spin off has been bought by Channel Ten... HOW ODD? Heres a quote that sounds a bit like what id say.
"The Australian Associated Press are reporting that Network Ten have purchased Torchwood and are also committed to series two of the spin-off. Update March 5 2007: The Sydney Morning Herald today in its weekly TV guide reports on Channel Ten's "surprise move" to buy Torchwood (with a full-length photo of Captain Jack). The SMH reports that "[m]any had assumed the ABC would land the show because of its link to the long-running Doctor Who franchise . . . Ten will launch Torchwood later this year. It remains unclear how Ten and the ABC will handle crossover storylines between the two shows."- Outpost Gallifrey
It seems like the people at Channel Ten aint even WATCHED the Torchwood series to confirm buying it.
WHAT ON EARTH? CHILDREN? Well, if you can call Cardiff earth.
How are they going to connect Captain Jack disapearing into the Tardis sound, to ABC's Doctor Who series?
"Oh, well i dont get that ending AT ALL! Because im a 'Non Doctor Who fan Australian' and i drink beer to the sound of American laughter.
End of rant
If you didnt know, the ABC turned down Torchwood, and rightly so. The show has some unique features but i wouldnt watch the episodes repeatedly. Honestly its just an excuse for adult content.
Good on ya Russel T Davis.
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SUPERSACK HAS ROCKED THE BRACKENWOOD WORLD with a variety of different FATSACK avatars.
You can find Super sack on brackenwood here
Here are the many you can choose from:

The original fatsack

The Ninjasack

SirSack

Nerdsack

Sackinator

Monkeysack

Long John Sacky

Naruto sack

SasukeSack

Hippysack

Bowling for sack

Ratsack

Holy Sack

SamusSack

Pikasack

EliteSack

MasterSack

Daleksack

Grimsack

Tom Baker (4th Doctor Who) sack

Blue Star Wars thing sack

Harry Pottersack

Zorrosack

Doomsack

Murloc-sack

Ravensack

Emosack

Catsack

Elmosack

Necrosack

Nimnimsack

Wolfsack

Vendettasack

Catsack21

Shaun of the dead sack

Da Vinci sack

Rabbitsack

Racoon piratesack

Samurisack

Gandalfsack

Rockleesack
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Kiwisack

Rathalossack (dragon)

Masteradesack

Yexsack

Brakken-sack (not the game, could also be used for Robin Hood, Link or Peter Pan. :P )

Muteysack

Weensack

Welsh Dragonsack

Yuyusack

Alistairsack

and my personal favourite
The MUNCHfatsack


Thankyou very much Brackenwood Forum new guy, SuperSack!

- Nathan (munch) Viney

Its here

Today in the news theres a new disease where toes turn into sea snail shells and slug bodies. The french are hungry. Over 600 people are said to have it in only Europe.
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The first episode of DOCTOR WHO, The 10th Doctors second season.
Smith and Jones broadcasts tonight
Here is the BBC's final trailer for the new series.


Christopher Eccleston regrets his leave

Freazing cold with no home Chris has become nothing but a frozen man left to melt away.

- Nathan (munch) Viney

Doctor Who: Path of the Jagaroth

Today in the Muse
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Also in the news Tony Blair has joined a travelling circus. He's happy to be recieving the same amount of attention he got as a comedian. Tomatoes up his nose.
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Today i put out a new Doctor Who audio story named Path of the Jagaroth.
It is a sort of sequel to both my animation and the Tom Baker episode CITY OF DEATH

So i hope you enjoy and understand what is happening. I have a feeling it may come across better to Doctor Who fans.

Click the image above for the deviantart version)
and youtube


- Nathan (munch) Viney

Actually possible and Possibly maybe

Actually possible and Possibly maybe
two great names for babies.
Also in the news, im sure you've all heard. It's the biggest news around, the tallest man on earth has gotten married.

(Image caption: The photo above was taken sideways.)
Everyone reads Yahoo UK news these days
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/28032007/80-132/home-heart-world-s-tallest-man.html
Quote:
"The world's tallest man, whose search for a bride covered the world,"
Im sorry? This MUST have been a Chinese reality TV show, surely one of the more boring ones though.
Everyone loves a good Chinese reality TV show.

(Image caption: CRAWWWLL!)
Quote:"After sending out marriage advertisements across the world and going through a long selection process, the efforts have finally paid off"

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Tony Blair commented on his comedy performance today:
"It went on for a bit, and in the end i ended up in London so it was all worth while."
"Why did you choose to come back to 10 downing street so fast?"
"Well, im gunna be out of here in a minute when Green pops in so i might as well use it as much as possible. Well im kicked from PM position im gunna be staying at my mums till i can get a job at the golden arches and pay for my own flat."
"Thankyou, Tony Blair."
"I will, though do webcast comedy, you can find it on the tour website."
"Thankyou."
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All that and much much more!
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Animation news:
I do very mucch recommend this blog for every bit of PIXAR news you can want
http://upcomingpixar.blogspot.com/
and also check out Adam Phillips' blog, its getting a hellova lotof posts ;)

- Nathan (munch) Viney

Drivers Anonymous

Today in the news Tony Blair's stand up career was put to a short halt when Greggory Snort, the new deputy of health issues melted some ice on the microphone causing some technical glitches.

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Also in the news YAHOO reported
'246 drivers are fined a day'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/27032007/140/thousands-fall-foul-car-phone-laws.html
Including hit actor Daniel Craig

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"Why do you catch snails, put them in jars and wait till they become motionless?"
"You're wonderful at english."
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MUNCH NEWS:
Hope you enjoyed SLOTHMAN
Possible future:
Well the easter holidays are coming, along with the new series of DOCTOR WHO and new series of THE CHASERS WAR ON EVERYTHING.
So i plan to work on munchs war and maybe some other work.
(AFteR ThAt!?)
Future projects ARE in thought, another film (like) Unsafe for the Silver Screen. "I owe him money"
"Give me the briefcase!"
aaand
what?
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Also in the news painted noses are the new brush patterns.


- Nathan (munch) Viney

SlothMAN

Today in the news a group of people in China have got the germ, American.
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SLOTHMAN:
Created by calerdonian productions, Total productions and Daydream productions. Along with some filming and extra work by Nathan Viney films and main starring Matthew Menhenick.

Watch it below


- Nathan (munch) Viney

Double Countdown, slice of ice

Today in the news a book with a scary front cover judged a man by how he dressed.
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Also in the news
BOTH DOCTOR WHO AND THE CHASERS WAR ON EVERYTHING BEGIN in the coming weeks

Chasers: Australia
Doctor Who: UK
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The trailers:
Chaser:

Who:



and a little treat:

- Nathan (munch) Viney

Stand up Tour day 1

Today in the news tablets are being made so you can actually swallow them. They believe health issues will lower.
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Tony Blair performed his stand up act in Paris today after his very quiet audience in Sydney yesterday. Today was very different, millions of people turned up and made plenty of noise. But all in all both performances had negative audience views.
Some of his jokes were quoted:


"I can only go one way. I've not got a reverse gear.
Tony Blair
Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.
Tony Blair
all quite bland, a tiny laugh came from this joke:
You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.
Tony Blair"

The audiences who were not throwing tomatoes collapsed in their seats.. sleeping. Blair needed to rise again so he told a joke his mother used to say.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the Nazis."

The Daily Crumb: "So why do you think you're comic act went down so badly?"
Tony Blair: "Gosh.. i couldnt say, i think maybe having all that tomato in my mouth made the audience not hear the jokes."
The Daily Crumb: "But do YOU think the funniest thing you said was?"
Tony Blair: "I had some juicy ones in there Nathan. Like these for example.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull.
&
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
.. it tell you, they are all pure gold. I even told one about Gordon Brown.
"How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.. brown one!."
The laughter going on in that room, i saw people even crying!"
The Daily Crumb: "That was probably the onions in their eyes."
Tony Blair: "Heh"
The Daily Crumb: "So, still planning the tour?"
Tony Blair: "Oh yes! after how free i felt today! I want to get all the way back to London, i've giving all my parliament mates free tickets for that one.. FREE OF CHARGE!"
The Daily Crumb: "We.. we just wanted to ask, who told you that you could do stand up comedy?"
Tony Blair: "You did Nathan."
The Daily Crumb: "Aaah....."
So, get your tickets for tommorows performance in Tirana folks! Unfortunatly none of the celebrity guest arrived except John Howard who didnt have anythin

John Howard: "Hi all... do you like jogging? i like jogging. No ones seen a tape of me kicking a child when i was jogging so .. that was a joke. I didnt really do it, well i did but i thought.. tell your life in a story made people laugh.. ok.. erm, yeh. Yesterday i signed a few papers, and missed my jog... next i was having meetings and my ears were filled with people talking to .. me. How long does this last..?
Tony Blair: "Hour."
John Howard: "Ah.. right. I am a humouress guy.. well thats what they say. People like my smile.. but they dont like.. me.. because.. AGHH!"
*Flying tomatoes*

The Daily Crumb: "Maybe it's because people still believe the rumours that you two and Mr. Bush are all cannibals."
John Howard: "No, they are not rumours kid."
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MUNCH NEWS:
I filmed and edited the latest HOBBY EPISODE
Matthew Menhenicks THE HOBBY 3
I'm not quite sure whether i like it or not, it had no storyboard so editing was hard. Check it out below.

NATHANVINEY.COM news:
The website are slow on updates at the moment, soon enough the videos page will be full again. Some of the links do not work, some, i cant fix. We'll leave that to a jerk.

goodnight, eat your lunch and thankyou, for reading todays Crumb.

- Nathan (munch) Viney

TONY BLAIR, stand up comedian

Today in the news Tony Blair's comedy tour begun today starting in Sydney, Australia and going through many capital cities across the world. It will end in London.
Places like
Paris
Tirana
Rome
Stockholm
Cardiff
Tokyo
Jerusalem
Perth
Jakarta
Canberra
Wellington
Berlin
Dublin
Baghdad
and LONDON
(Yes, in that very order. It's ok, he has enough money)
Yuo can check out the times of the performances here
http://www.tonyblairstandup.com
If the link above does not work it means you've been tricked.
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Throughout his amazing tour he's got some fantastic guests like
Arnold schwarzenegger

George Bush

John Howard

Catherine Tate

And an amazing animated guest appearance!
HOMER SIMPSON!

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IN PRODUCTION:
Today, for the fun of it, I and Matt Menhenick stared in a fellow college students film. Here are some shots of production.
Titled, Sloth Man... working title.


(Im far left, Sloth man in centre.)


Should be released soon, i filmed parts of it as well.
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CHECK OUT ALL THE COMEDY IN THIS ROOM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9kgKc2soks
and this was his farewell speech

and remember, when he's out of government he'll always be a proud comic actor.

- Nathan (munch) Viney

THE HOBBY

Today in the news Americans drowned in a car crash

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The following film contains tasty violence

THE HOBBY TITLE SEQUENCE

Directed by

Nathan Viney

Matthew Menhenick

Original Concept by

Matthew Menhenick

Camera by Nathan Viney

Starring James Jewell and Matthew Menhenick

- Nathan (munch) Viney