Today in the news jail bird flaps wings.
Also in the news, last week we spoke about the possibility of aliens. Coincidentally last week, Little Howard attempted to get Big Howard ubducted by them.
Brilliant song.
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In the news today trolley gets stuck in work flow
Hospital asked about sawdust mixtures
and Horse with rocket powered hooves asked to leave the championship.
I have no idea.
- The Daily Crumb